A sexual act when your girlfriend or wife is on her period and you can't have intercourse. She therefore spits on her hand and jerks you off.
Micheal: You sure are in a chipper mood, did you get laid last night?
Shane: Not exactly, my girlfriend is up on blocks, so she gave me a Puerto Rican Lube job.
Shane: Not exactly, my girlfriend is up on blocks, so she gave me a Puerto Rican Lube job.
by Headhunter Rebel January 4, 2010
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He's very often ignored by teenage girls that are blinded by Alex, Jack, or Zack.
He's very often ignored by teenage girls that are blinded by Alex, Jack, or Zack.
by avarofl August 26, 2008
Get the rian dawson mug.An amazing girl who underestimates herself too much and is much more than she makes herself out to be. Rianna is that one friend who is always looking out for others more than herself and is willing to help them no matter what. She's sweet, a total heart-stealer and is super funny. A Rianna may also typically scream about Smash and Reggie Fils-Aimé. She is a lovely and kind person who may forgive people too easily, but it's just something that shows her kindness. A Rianna is someone everyone needs.
by RiannaIsBestGirl September 17, 2018
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Johnathan- " Hey, Riana, can you help me out with something?"
Riana- "Sure, what is it?"
Johnathan- "I can't think straight."
Riana- "Tell me what it is that is making you not think straight."
Riana- "Sure, what is it?"
Johnathan- "I can't think straight."
Riana- "Tell me what it is that is making you not think straight."
by arigisbae3 July 21, 2016
Get the Riana mug.When there is a twist in a movie that has no build up, makes no sense and happens just to shock the audience.
Such a practice was created by Rian Johnson with his controversial movie, The Last Jedi.
Such a practice was created by Rian Johnson with his controversial movie, The Last Jedi.
Guy 1: Hey dude! Did you see that movie?
Guy 2: I did, and it was shit.
Guy 1: How so?
Guy 2: The characters are bland, and the movie does the Rian-Subversion too much.
Guy 1: Dear god...
Guy 2: I did, and it was shit.
Guy 1: How so?
Guy 2: The characters are bland, and the movie does the Rian-Subversion too much.
Guy 1: Dear god...
by RicBoi2010 March 7, 2019
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Always has an attitude while driving.
Favorite phrase: понятна!
Always has an attitude while driving.
Favorite phrase: понятна!
by OfficePancake24 January 6, 2019
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The guy who killed Luke Skywalker.
The guy who killed Luke Skywalker.
I totally Rian Johnson'd Ripley here by having her abandon Newt and help Burke collecting specimens.
by some dude from '79 August 12, 2019
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