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Your eternal reward

Death; The permanent reward of no longer living.
Here is your reward… Your eternal reward.
by rabiescat February 22, 2023
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Rewards are not real

What do you actually have after you've been rewarded? Answer: The same thing you would have had the "reward" not been WITHHELD FROM YOU DELIBERATELY IN EXCHANGE FOR COMPLIANCE.
Hym "Therefore: REWARDS ARE NOT REAL. A reward is nothing more than intercepting the needs or desires of someone else and WITHHOLDING that need or desire to use as a form of leverage.
by Hym Iam September 7, 2025
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reward brain

people who refuse to act human unless they get a reward / won’t do anything unless there’s a reward for them
that boy acting like a monkey in the store. that’s what that reward brain do.
by Hamburgur June 20, 2023
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Reward

Due compensation for my property in accordance with my 5th amendment right.
Hym "I am not going to let you control my behavior. No reward would be worth allowing it. If I am not given due compensation for my property in accordance with my 5th amendment rights I will violate the rights of a person of my choosing as recompense. Fuck your kids. Your kids are still shit. You are actively trying to sacrifice someone else's kids so you can feel like you have control over the people who would harm them and in the mean time your kids are still getting fucked and mangled. So, what did I hear about a shooting where the guy wanted child executions for all of the deaths in Palestine? So, do yourself a favor. Give me my money. Save yourself the embarrassment of the largest media scandal in the history of media... And then do everyone else a favor... Go home... Put a bullet in you kids... And then feed yourself a bullet... Everybody wins."
by Hym Iam December 9, 2024
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standard reward

The typically-accepted-as-equivalent "pleasure-reimbursement" that a guy and gal exchange in a particular everyday romantic "transaction".
Two examples of standard rewards:
(1) If a guy allows a visiting gal to use his shower, she lets him accompany her into the shower and dreamily canoodle with her under the warm waterfall.
(2) If a misty-eyed guy wants to give a buxom gal a naked chest-to-chest hug, he'll soothingly massage her back all during said extended deeply-squeezy snuggle-session. (A variation on this "contract" would be that if she lets him savoringly play with her boobs and fondle her butt, he'll massage whatever other body-parts that she requests him to soothe --- i.e., her feet, shoulder-blades, neck, etc. --- for a similar length of time as he pleasures his thirsting hands with her "choicest morsels".)
by QuacksO July 4, 2018
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ally reward system

people flourishing from supporting our allies and maintaining friendly relations with them.
The ally reward system kept some families billionaires for several decades.
by Coop Dupe June 21, 2018
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Creative Reward

A 'Creative Reward' refers to a self-gifted creative project undertaken by a graphic designer or someone engaged in a creative profession. This reward is a personal incentive upon successfully completing a creative task assigned to them, especially if it's one they might not be enthusiastic about.
John had to work late into the night on a tedious logo redesign, but he promised himself a 'Creative Reward' – an hour of painting his personal art – once he finished the task.
by publishit August 13, 2023
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