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Recession Ride

A prostitute that lowers her prices for the changing economy.
"Man, Shelly understands my financial needs, and gave me a recession ride."
by rage-cage September 18, 2012
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paul revering

Paul Revering is when you warn other drivers of the presence of a speed trap.
The oncoming driver was Paul Revering drivers after seeing the hidden radar.
by sar_hil June 26, 2014
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Full on Recession

This word can be used as an excuse for anything in a time of economic hardship.

Go on try it next time you have to make an excuse for somthing, It's the lazy mans weapon against all that try and combat his laziness.
Moaner: Why don't you get a job and make somthing of your life?

Uber-cool-lazy-man: Full on recession

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Teacher: Why havnt you done your homework?

Student: Full on Recession

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Wife: Get off your ass, stop watching T.V and take the Kids out somewhere!

Uber-cool-lazy-man: Can't, Full on Recession. I'm feeling the pinch.
by Squeekyleeky June 29, 2009
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Reversism

The method a deceptive person can use to put the blame on another for a bad thing they have done thus immediately shifting the blame to the other person "scapegoat" they choose. It's a trick your supposed friend or acquaintance uses to manipulate the outcome of their dirty deeds! It's always someone you know.
All of these people used Reversism to throw the suspicion off of them:

Mike stole his girlfriend Angie's bank deposit for work from her car at the arcade. He then blamed me for stealing it since I was at Papa Jacks playing pinball at the same time. He even pulled a shotgun on me at a party later further trying to reinforce his trick in front of several people. All because Angie and I were becoming too close.

Johns apartment was ripped off by himself and he sold his own fathers M16 that was a gift so he could hide it before he went to prison. He blamed guess who? All because he and his brother ripped me off for 1k on a crappy deal and I told everyone he was a rip off!

Dennis the pyro burned down an apartment building because Tami and I caught him and his friend lighting the adjacent building on fire beforehand and we told the firefighters it was him. He had his criminal friend Rob; who I caught breaking into my fathers house claim I tried to set his apartment on fire after I told everyone he was a rip off. They tried to frame me for arson and even had a witness that claimed they saw me there. Even though I was entertaining several friends at my parents house that night. They really had these fire investigators convinced too.
by SolarTiger August 22, 2011
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Recession Muff

When, due to the downturn in the economy, a woman must forgo her bikini/brazilian wax.
I met a totally cute guy at Toronado last night but I couldn't go home with him because I have recession muff.
by The Huerta Chicks January 15, 2009
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Recession Depression

General malaise about the recession that leads you to spend more money or engage in other acts to try to forget about your personal financial woes in this economy.
I have Recession Depression so bad. All I want to do is go to Best Buy today and charge a Wii.
by Sarah Wides October 3, 2008
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Recession Girlfriend

Not necessarily the prettiest girl of the bunch, but one who works in a bar or store and can get you free stuff. A girl to have on your side.
"My friends with hot girlfriends live at home with their parents while my Recession Girlfriend serves me free drinks all night long at the bar near my own apartment."
by Fans of Mr. T...fool! July 15, 2009
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