Vaginal Retention Plan

A woman who will still sleep with a guy long after their relationship has ended despite the fact that he has a new girlfriend.

Yeah, I'm dating somebody new but she doesn't put out, so I have my ex, Lisa on the Vaginal Retention Plan!

by kyssable1 January 31, 2008

Anal Retention

Anal retention is the process were someone can retain matter in thier anus. This can be liquid, they can then squirt it out like an elephants trunk.
People often attend gym sessions to build up thier anal retentiveness, thus they can hold more liquid.
Greedy people like this as they can jack all the water at a party, or other such gala occasion.(see example)

Thas my water (suuuuuuk), if you want it get it from my anus, bitch!

by Adam February 2, 2005

cake retention syndrome

what fat fuckers suffer from when they say they have big bones, watter retention, M.E.

look at that fat bitch shes got cake retention.

by dave garnar June 24, 2005

Remotion

Being returned to your previous job after being demoted.

Bob: Hey man, that sucks that you got demoted and they're bringing in a new guy to do your old job.

Tom: Eh, it's okay. They couldn't find a better person to replace me, so I ended up getting a remotion.

by Moe76 March 22, 2009

Restoration Hardware

A set of Retail Stores and Venues....Actually a style of brand new furnishings and decor that do their best to emulate anything but what they actually are - contemporary products.

A style of decor that has an already broke-in look at the bare minimum -

It must fulfilling the desire to bring back all those items abused and thrown carelessly away in the past. A syndrome of societal guilt to pretend we never abandon our used.

I sincerely hope that we learn our lessons and archive and store instead of burn and trash.

None of these things are actually antiques, or from the places their style is named after:

Tuscan, Mediterranean, Vintage, French, World, Bulgarian, Rustic, Verdi, Shabby Chic, Victorian, Retro, Primitive, Restoration Hardware

by Ljeanbeans January 24, 2011

redotion

the act of redoing something (or)
the act to redo something

The redotion of his essay, got him a perfect score.

by Gabriel Chabot February 19, 2009

Drunk Retention

The measure of the ability to remember things that happened while drunk.

Guy #1: I can't believe you remember that! You were pretty drunk last night!
Guy #2: What can I say? I have excellent drunk retention.

by Dave-Landon August 12, 2012