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I reject your reality and substitute my own.

A quote from the low-budget sci-fi/fantasy film The Dungeonmaster, popularized by Adam Savage of Mythbusters, this quote basically means "you may be technically right, but you're not changing my mind." This can come off as stubborn, but it really doesn't matter, since you don't care about the technical "facts".
Person 1: Ugh this character's design is so terrible and pointless.
Person 2: Well actually, did you know that it's design comes from goes on to prove person 1 wrong
Person 1: I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Person 2: -sigh- Okay then, moving on...
by Kali_Gratitude_Rok7 August 20, 2018
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Rejection Day

February 13th. February 14th, or Valentine's Day, is of course the perfect day for everyone with a sweetheart. So the day before is basically the day people make a last ditch effort to start scrambling for a rebound or when desperate a butterface but end up getting turned down by the same chicks who believe they deserve better but don't have shit, not fucking shit, not motherfucking shit to offer back. You don't win on Rejection Day.
Kyle: Everyone's talking about how great tomorrow's gonna be because they get to spend it doing romantic stuff like cuddling and watching movies and eating candlelit dinner. Maybe I'll go find a girl so I don't feel left out.

Jake: Dude, you'll end up with some chick that just broke up with another guy or a girl with the best body with a horrible face, besides either way you'll get turned down. You can't win.

Kyle: Just watch me. *goes to a bar and sees some random blonde* Hey, you look gorgeous. Maybe we could hook up?

Random Blonde: I just broke up with some douchebag, I'm not ready for another relationship because I feel like I deserve better than a guy who brought me roses and chocolate while I was in the hospital after surgery, leaving him to pay all the bills and cook dinner.

Kyle: Oh... Right. Take care. *walks away and sees a chick from behind, noting her beautiful body* Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice...*girl turns around, revealing the most inhuman face known to man* ...OH GOD. *temporary blindness from her ugly face*

Butterface Girl: Hi, I'm Stacy. If you're looking for me to be your girlfriend I'm sorry, but no.

Kyle: I'm just gonna go curl up and cry now. *goes back to Jake*

Jake: What did I tell you? You can never win on Rejection Day.

Kyle: *sobs* DAMN YOU, Rejection Day!
by TwoKings March 1, 2014
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Respect

Treating people in a positive manner that acknowledges them for who they are and/or what they are doing. Being treated or treating an individual in a dignified manner.
Respect is earned and is never just given. BUT, you must give respect to receive respect. Meaning when you interact with an individual you treat them with dignity and in a respectful manner as this shows your character as a person. And the respect will be reciprocated. You must always behave in a respectful manner as this reflects on you, your character, integrity and values of who you are as a person.

No one owes you respect until you have earned it, so there is no such thing as I will give it after they give it to me first. That attitude is a disrespectful action to anyone you interact with as it insinuates that you do not trust them to act accordingly, and implies that they "owe" you respect before you will give it. That will cause people to LOSE respect for you or never gain it in the first place. When you first meet someone, everyone is given the benefit of the doubt that they are a respectable individual. Questioning their integrity(respect) before you have even met them and "expecting" respect to be given without giving it yourself is insulting and condescending to that person and is judging them in a negative light when you know absolutely nothing about them.

Thus,
To get respect, you must give it. So respectful behavior should just be part of how you act as a person 100% of the time.
Everyone deserves a basic amount of respect as an individual until proven otherwise.
by baggerr October 8, 2014
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rejection

What my love life currently consists of
She rejected me, and she did, oh and she did as well
by Rock DJ January 15, 2005
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respection

n. An erection formed out of an immense respect for someone or something.
"I got a massive respection watching this Led Zeppelin DVD"
by Jeremy Blacker October 11, 2005
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respect the rack

(a.) Phrase, to be employed by either men or women, used to compliment a woman's impressive breasts and their power over others.

(b.) Phrase employed by the owner of said impressive breasts, as a way of increasing her status or just plain bragging.
Person 1: Daaamn, check out Kirsten's tits!

Person 2: Srsly, respect the rack on that one

Woman with small tits: Aww man, I'm only an A cup.

Woman with big tits: *chuckles* Respect the rack, hun.
by DoubleDDRack August 1, 2009
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Respect Thread

A thread on a social media site used for collecting proof of a fictional character's impressive feats. Used for arguing over who would win in a fight. Opposite of Contempt Thread.
Superman would just stand there and ignore Goku's attacks. Look at these scans from his respect thread.
by MugaSofer May 3, 2017
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