Rent-a-cop

Security guards, usually unarmed, that are hired by companies and rented out to agencies for things such as concerts or school security.

My school is full of rent-a-cops, armed with nothing tougher than their cell phones. Safe, it ain't!

by Fat Tony January 19, 2007

Lack Toast and Taller Rent

When you need to shit because you ate/drank too much dairy, and you can't spell 'Lactose Intolerant'

Fuck man, the toilets clogged 'cause I drank 2 gallons of milk and forgot I was Lack Toast and Taller Rent

by Bone Apple Tea August 30, 2016

Walmart Rental

Buying something from walmart to use for awhile, and then return after you're done.

Person A: Are you going camping this weekend?
Person B: I don't have a sleeping bag.
Person A: Oh, just get it on Walmart Rental, and grab a cooler too.
Person B: Oh yeah, I'll just buy it and return it next Monday.

by Douglass The First September 20, 2009

rents

Your Biological parents, or care takers.

Mom and Pop.

The Damn rents are home this weekend so the party can't be here.

by BillyGoat November 14, 2002

Rent Party

When you are late on rent so you throw a party and collect money from the people that show up

Mike: I wish I had money, I'm so late on rent
Tyler: Just throw a rent party man!

by theprod614 April 25, 2015

deer rental

a prostitute that doesn't shave... anything

Bob: I fucked a deer rental last nite
Jose: EW!

by boobsack55 November 25, 2011

Amazon Rental

Purchasing an item on Amazon to use briefly with no intention of keeping it. This is often done to impress others or to address a short term problem.

George: Brah, I just scored a gig to play at a huge music festival. I'm going to look like a schlep with this shitty guitar I have.

Ken: Amazon rental to the rescue!

George: Say what?

Ken:. Buy it and return it like a month later. It's a win win. You'll be drowning in roadie ass for free!

George: Genius!

by MrMojoRisin17 September 20, 2021