It's some tech repair store or something, I don't fucking know. The owner fucked my friend's mom once. According to legends, work gets done here, though I am yet to see it.
by CaptainAsslicker March 8, 2023
Get the Nano Repairs mug.When you fix something in an improper manner with a scant amount of resources that still counts as fixed, but you put the least amount of effort into it.
Joe Bob fixed the toilet by using a dog chain and a cinder block. In our neck of the woods we call that a white trash repair.
by Dnurse15 February 20, 2023
Get the White trash repair mug.Refers to da hearty/relieved palms-slap dat two laborers exchange when a device actually operates properly again after they've been feverishly/trepidatiously working to repair it.
My buddy and I had thoroughly cleaned the battery-terminals on my car, topped off the water in the battery's cells and wire-brushed its posts, and then carefully re-connected everything again; we totally gave each other a post-repair high-five afterwards when the engine whirled right over.
by QuacksO March 7, 2019
Get the post-repair high-five mug."A device that you're repairing will operate **absolutely perfectly** while you have it taken apart to work on it, but then when you get it all put back together and have all the cabinet-screws re-inserted, THAT'S when the device will decide not to work again."
To lessen the chance of getting "bitten" by Murphy's Law of Post-repair Reassembly, one should double-check everything on a refurbished device before putting it back together again.
by QuacksO March 7, 2019
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Get the Hernia repair surgery mug.The Wilkes-Barre Repair Job is when a car has different colored parts. For example; the hood of the car is black, while the rest of the frame is shit green. Bonus points if multiple parts of the car are different colors.
Jim: “Dude, that car is a piece of shit. It looks like it’s hardly able to run.”
Fred: “I know, you can tell by the Wilkes-Barre Repair Job. The door is brown, the bumper is red, and the car is white. Surprised it still turns on.”
Fred: “I know, you can tell by the Wilkes-Barre Repair Job. The door is brown, the bumper is red, and the car is white. Surprised it still turns on.”
by The Wilkes Barre Repair Man October 3, 2022
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The dishwasher repair man found out some pussys cant be fixed. Pussys as in grown men who play child games. Aka Cj or batman
by ButchNochance January 23, 2022
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