Ranching

The act involves your erected meat stick tickling the prostate gland of a pony. This can be any pony, but the pony must be alive, and it must be conscious you sick bastard. When you have almost reached point of testicular eruption, withdraw your manhood, position yourself to the side of the pony and swing your dick so your pearly mess arcs towards the neck of the pony. The object here is to try and lasso the pony with your baby gravy. Having your sperm beam loop around the pony's neck equals success.

After a long hard day at work, nothing relaxes me more than a drive through the countryside and going ranching.

by The J011y R4ch3r November 4, 2013

Ranching

When you jizz in the anus and drink it out with a straw. The bits of feces mixed with the semen looks like ranch dressing

snowballing isn't flavorful enough so I added some bacon bits, so I have upgraded to ranching

by ENKELIZE December 17, 2015

Reaching for the money

Producing an inferior product in order to cash in on a popular idea. My friend and I originally coined this term to describe mediocre sequels to popular horror films.

Reaching for the money usually happens when someone, after coming up with a popular idea, is corrupted by greed and slaps together a quick sequel.

After watching Hellraiser 5, I could tell the producers were reaching for the money.

by Zach D W September 14, 2008

Reachin'

When a person puts on in an ostentatious way to manipulate others into liking, approving or bestowing affection upon them. It also serves as a tactic to boost one's mood or self esteem in a cheap way. It is to stuntin' what jealousy is to envy.

She always posts her wedding picture to make the others jealous if they're still single. She also loves to play the victim constantly and everyone falls for it. She stay reachin'

by rutheguru December 21, 2017

Hidden Valley Ranchin

1. The act of having sexual relations with a girl, then quickly pulling out to ejaculate on convieniently place letuce. When finished the man makes the girl eat the letuce

John: so guys guess what i did last night?
Ryan: tell me you werent Hidden valley Ranchin her last night did you?
Brittany: Yes he did.

by Mr.Blopduken July 9, 2010

reachin’ for the squares

Heading to the Waffle House.

I was out all night sinking beers that come 3am I was reachin’ for the squares!

by ceejaydee July 1, 2015

reaching for corn

when someone is sticking their tongue far up your ass as possible

Stephen had his tongue so far up my ass, he must have been reaching for corn.

by Beelzebubba June 16, 2016