remmed

1. Adj When you are so completely tired from staying awake that you laugh for no reason, smile at everything, have slurred speech, and completely lame jokes seem hilarious

2. Adj When you are extremely exhausted and you are doing something at the same time, such as playing video games or watching tv. Everything will seem funnier in every way. For example, shooting the wall during a video game becomes hilarious.

1. Remmed Guy: "Da chicken dihn't crossed da road cuz... he za chicken!"
Other Remmed Guy: "HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

2. Sleepy Guy: "Dude... *laughs* its 3 o'clock in the morning *snickers* and.. and I'm STILL owning you in Halo...
*bursts out laughing for no reason* I am so remmed!"

by channing LP September 13, 2006

REM

Rapid Eye Movement

(when youre on E and your eyes start to shake and its all fucked and trippy)

i cant even open my eyes when im on E anymore cus i get rem so bad

by sdahjhfgdfgh March 16, 2006

rem

the most awesome dog in the world.
refer to www.petridish.net and search for Rem_the_dog

rem the dog at petridish dot net, mareena's dog rem.

by mareena March 07, 2005

rem lezar

slipping into what could be considered a power nap the sleeper conjures a tall, Caucasian golem to sing at them about love and friendship. The sleeper inevitably stirs from the dream realizing what dreams can actually be. This intense dream state has caused a major personality shift that will start a debate weighing the value of child psychology over joyous entertainment.

Oh god, he’s Rem Lezaring and the barista’s are getting their guns.

by Vincent VanGogurt February 22, 2019

Rem Snyder

Rem snyder is a: a little jew claw that runs around with his butt buddy antonn but it aint no bigger than a won-ton. Rem likes to stick his pinky in cats assholes and touch little dogs. He uses those little fish floppers that indians use to hold their dicks up on a stick cause it has no muscle (just like how fat that little bitch is)

Rem:Hey antonn let me grab your ass!
Antonn: *drops the soap that aint even slippery* ok im ready.
Rem:hang on let me lube it up with my moms cookin oil that she milked last night.

by John Grimaldi April 21, 2005

REM bombs

REM bombs is the act of farting while you are in a deep sleep. Typically noticed by someone sleeping with or near you.

Last night my boyfriend let off a few REm bombs that nearly choked me out.

by Suzydude July 01, 2013

Rem-Dawg

Noun.- The greatest of all sports reporters in New England. Knows EXACTIALLY what to say at EXACTIALLY the right time. A major crowd pleaser, and big Red Sox fan, he played for them too as a second baseman from 1978-1984 with a career .307 batting average.

"All hail the Rem-Dawg! We love the Rem-Dawg!!!"

"Rem-Dawg and Orzilla are anchormen to NESN's Boston Red Sox Baseball broadcast's."

by Foamy July 27, 2004