Penn Relays

The Penn Relays is a track and field event held in Franklin Field in Philadelphia, PA, and it is hosted by the University of Pennsylvania (UoP) each year. Only the best in track and field go to the Penn Relays. The competitors are from throughout the continent of North America, including Jamaica. There are around 300 events in 5 days of competing at the Penn Relays.
Many Olympic competitors were/are noticed in the Penn Relays.

Sarah: My team got into the Penn Relays!
Carolyn: Wow! Great job, you guys must be really fast!

by SpasticPancreas January 27, 2008

Relaxturbation

A meditation-like phase in the process of masturbating where one becomes completely care free.

Mom: *barges in* OH MY GOD WH-
You: Sshhhh...I'm relaxturbating.

Friend1: What's wrong with him?
Friend2: He's in a deep state of relaxturbation.

by Mast of the World June 14, 2009

Relaxalazy

Relaxalazy

1: When a person doesn't want to do a damn thing all day long but tip a few back sit in the sun and forget about it all.

Yeah this is Rederick. I won't be at work today cause I decided to relaxalazy it in the sun. Thanks for understanding and have a great day!!!

by MavrickSauls July 4, 2010

Jamaican Relay

The act of passing a joint whilst walking at brisk pace.

Boys, I think it's time for a Jamaican Relay.

by I don't give a fuck holy shit! August 2, 2010

Drake Relays

A week-long party at Drake University in Des Moines, Iowa. Kicked off by the annual street painting event, thousands of students and alumni drink from morning to night just hoping to make it through the drunkest week of their lives.

Dude, we need to start training for Drake Relays. I don't know if my liver will be able to handle it.

by DUStudent March 14, 2011

relaxterbate

a combination of "relaxing" and "masterbating"

It's my day off; I think I'm going to relaxterbate today.

by lilyofthemist March 28, 2004

Relaxing

watching memes the day before an exam.

Person 1: I'm relaxing
Person 2: Dude we have a chem test tomorrow.
Person 1: Oh ummm
Person 2: Yeah that's what I thought. Shut up before I make you study.

by the racist kid who makes jokes April 6, 2019