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Running the credit card and getting the receipt

Much like credit card swipping, you take your hand and swish it upward in someone's ass crack to cause them to jump forward and clinch their ass. You get the receipt when they are most vulnerable...lurched forward and nuts in the open. At that point, you take your other hand and hit them in the nuts, as you are taking the receipt.
"Damn....did you see Matt running the credit card and getting the receipt on Roger?"
by John William Matson July 16, 2008
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Receipt

Whoever invented the way to spell this word is an idiopt.
The idiopt gave me a receipt.
by DuckLove2008 September 17, 2020
mugGet the Receiptmug.

oral receipts

When you don't actual receipts but you got intel via oral receipts.
BESTIE: I KNOW HE CHEATED ON ME, I HAVE ORAL RECEIPTS FROM BECKY.
ME: I believe you. It's time to break up with him..
by dxniel.xngel February 7, 2019
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receipt pal

a narcissistic app which gaslighted its users into stealing their data.

changing their guidelines once they had X amount of users to steal their information & rig the app.

🫦 capitalistic tendencies 👄
receipt pals CEO is buggin by preying on low income citizens
by polygram420 November 13, 2022
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Reality Receipt

When bullshit gets vibe checked by evidence.
You can't bullshit your way around a reality receipt.
by Dr.Crow October 1, 2023
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receipt police

A person at costco who checks your receipt. There particularly annoying and angry
Look mom it's the receipt police about to check us to see if we stole anything! Hahhaah
by Turtlepawed July 5, 2017
mugGet the receipt policemug.

Receipt

When one professional wrestler responds to a genuine or needlessly rough manoeuvre with a strong strike of their own as payback. Usually in the form of a one-off hard strike of their own.
1. “You bought that kick. Lemme give you the receipt for it.”

2. Braun Strowman kneed Brock Lesnar in the head, so Brock famously gave him a receipt in the form of 2 quick genuine punches.

3. Perry Saturn infamously gave Mike Bell a seemingly endless receipt after Mike accidentally dropped Perry on his head.
by NickJT April 3, 2022
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