Danger Ranger

A majestic, yet conservative, fun sized pickup truck. Although its size may not appear to have power, a Danger Ranger's performance outputs more speed and precision driving than any sports car on the market. A Danger Ranger's capabilities makes any driver believe any vehicle deemed passable, even the heftiest fuel tanker.

Man 1: Hey there ladies, want a ride?
Woman 1: Nice truck what kind is that?
Man 1: A fast one.
Woman 2: Good gracious, this fine gentleman is one dangerous fellow.
Man 1: All aboard the Danger Ranger!

by 0M3R K4RD4N4L May 27, 2016

United States Army Ranger

A soldier whom serves their enlistment in the 75th Ranger Regiment. These individuals are specially trained, and endure various selection/training processes in order to gain entrance into the 75th. They fall under USASOC, are considered "specialized infantry", and have a very specific mission set with in the special operations realm. They are indentified by their tan berets, Ranger Battalion unit scrolls, and knarley stares. These men are not to be crossed.

Army Ranger Battalions of the 75th Ranger Regiment are notorious for maintaining their high level of training, and take pride on keeping every Ranger at a high level of physical fitness as well as having them far more skilled in their professions than any basic soldier/marine.

Billy and Jimmy were hanging out with their frat bothers at a bar when one of them said the wrong thing to the wrong guy. After waking up in the ER, they were informed that they had been sent there by the group of United States Army Rangers they had popped off to, and that their girlfriends had left with the Rangers.

Extremist organizations want no part of the soldiers of the 75th Ranger Regiment... Doesn't make business sense.

by 275Watchman7tre April 21, 2009

Cum-drum ringer

The act of ejaculating semen into ones ear, then open hand slapping their ear. If done correctly the cum should penetrate the recipients ear drum, and cause permanent ringing in the their ear.

My fifth grade teacher gave me an F on my science report. So I gave her the old cum-drum ringer.

by Kirbizzal May 20, 2016

Ringer

A term often used to refer to a player illegally brought into a drop-in or beer league hockey game that is significantly better than the rest of the players on the team. Usually only plays a limited amount of games so the league does not find out and never gets off the ice . Hockey term for Smurf

12 Year Old: Damn coach, who's this sick hockey player, he's as fast as Speedy Gonzales and just as small.
Coach: That kid doesn't belong in this Division, He's too good to be playing here.

Coach to Player: Get off the ice you f*cking ringer!!!
Johnny Gaudreau: Make me bitch.

by TSE NY October 12, 2018

Blocked Rangers

A bulgarian facebook community of 'blocked rangers' that share common blocked topics and information(pictures,videos,quotations etc..) among the community itself. The blocked information can be funny,not funny,useful,unuseful or simply be blocked information.

-Ima li blokirali reinjuri? (-Are there any blocked rangers around?)
-Minimum! (-Minimum!)

by a blocked ranger October 21, 2011

power ranger

A name given to a person, usually a man who is the ultimate wing man. When a person usually male is trying to score with a girl but her friend is ugly the power ranger comes in. The power ranger will have sex with the ugly girl so that his friend can have sex with the hot girl. The term refers to the television show where a group called power rangers kills monster. The friend having sex with the ugly girl is in effect killing the monster. The highest level of power ranger acts alone. Copulating with ugly people for no reason. A true hero for those of us to weak to perform the task.

Hey, the Power Ranger helped me score again!

by Juan John April 19, 2006

rectum ranger

One who goes on voyages in another mans ass. Usally on a boyscout trip.

<h1>Man Aj is such a rectum ranger. The way he looks at those boys.

by Brickman March 20, 2003