quota

While it’s the Indonesian word for "internet data plan", many Indonesians mistakenly believe "quota" is the English term for it. In reality, "quota" in English means "allotment" which oftentime leads to confusion.

When my friend asked if I had enough "quota" for the month, I had to explain what "internet data plan" really meant!

by Emotional Cruiser July 19, 2025

springroll quota

When a picky eater goes to an all you can eat Chinese buffet, and they have to meet their quota of Chinese food before they gorge themselves on French fries or something, which usually results in them eating a lot of springrolls

Steve: I can’t have those fries yet, I haven’t reached my springroll quota

by FenTheGoat December 16, 2024

Cancel Quota

When you’ve reached the maximum number of cancels before you have to follow through with plans.

Shit I gotta go hang with Hallie tonight, I’ve reached my cancel quota.

by Ca$$ius September 10, 2022

Quota

another word for a Faggot who likes it up the but

Did you hear that Quota is here?

Oh nah we gotta get outa here

by TheGoat67 October 10, 2022

Quota

A set minimum number of tickets and/or citations each police officer must issue every calendar month.

“Can you believe that dick pulled me over for going like 5 mph over the limit? End of the month asshole was just trying to make his quota.”

by Myowndragon May 5, 2019

Quota Bunny

A salesperson who stops working or works very little once they hit quota for the month.

I know he’s a quota bunny because he is never online after he hits his numbers for the month.

by themagic8 February 17, 2023

Hour quotas

Yeah, it SOUNDS good but do you seriously think for a second that the workers aren't paying for it on the back-end?

Hym "You would think so but they lied about the availability of full-time, they have rigid hour quotas that prevent them from scheduling a sufficient amount of hours for the part-time employees or even elevating them to full-time, whether or not I get enough hours is ENTIRELY contingent upon one of the FULL-TIME EMPLOYEES needing a day off. I was giving an ultimatum stating that if I didn't perform my tasks faster I would get my hours cut so I cut the amount of time it took in half and the STILL cut my hours by 33%! But, yeah, if you ignore all of the bad parts then, yeah, it's fantastic. Or I guess if a woman is letting you fuck a baby into her and you can get half of your expenses subsidized by... Well... ME! Then it's probably fine. But if you just want some full-time employment where you can collect some benefits without breaking your back, then, then it's kind of shit. I mean, scheduling conflicts have eaten up ALL of my tardiness-points at my other job so I HAVE suffered some material damages to my reputation and- OH! WAIT! Did I forget to mention the imposed schizophrenia?"

by Hym Iam September 28, 2023