Queasing

A combination of “wheezing” and “quaking.” It usually defines significant laughter toward something hilarious.

“Dude, look at this funny cat video!”

“OMG, I’m queasing!!”

by lemonstick320 June 22, 2019

quebec debbie

A hand job given while in a fish house in Montana and the giver of the old fashioned reads the tv instruction manual in French.

Craig made me give him a Quebec Debbie while we camped at Cinch Buckle.

by Thunderdick November 24, 2020

QUABBING A TWAB

When your having sex with a seal and the seal poops out a baby seal, so you hit it with a shovel. Then, you hit the mother in the head with a shovel for being such a dumb seal and continue to bone her. After your done, you poop on her.

when i went to the zoo, i quabbed a twab.

by THESHOKKKK February 17, 2005

Quean

The proper term for a homosexual 'queen' (from Elizabethan English: a male or female who sells themself for sex).

Kit Marlowe was Shakespeare's quean.

by yadswyver June 29, 2003

Quebec Efficiency

Quebec efficiency refers to the most inefficiently run processes possible. These processes always take at least three times as if normally run and generally six to ten times longer than if run efficiently. The term originates from the Canadian province of Quebec, where such processes occur very frequently.

Jean: "I made cookies today, and instead of buying everything before hand, I just went out and bought every ingredient when the recipe said I need it! It took me 4 hours to bake the cookies."
Jacques: "Quebec efficiency!"

Luc: "At the raffle last night, instead of drawing the three winners, they drew until there were only three left, and then those three won. It took forever."
Laurent: "Quebec efficiency!"

by xiainx May 1, 2010

Quebec

The Home of Winter Carnaval et BONHOMME!

I went to Quebec to see the Bonhomme.

by Anonymous June 12, 2003

Quebec's Glizzy Gobbler

A person who loves to suck Quebec's large glizzy and shove it down their throat.

Person 1: Oh, my god. Person 3 is a Quebec's Glizzy Gobbler!
Person 2: Ew! Nobody likes that province! It sucks!
Person 3: *Pulls out a Quebec flag from their ass*

by QuebecsWife March 20, 2022