puyit

Filipino word for a woman's vagina

Ang puyit mo na kulay rosas, namumulaklak pag hinimas himas.

by Numskull July 20, 2007

Puwitsniffer

Someone who has a sexual fetish for nuzzling someone else's asshole/pussy with their nose.

Neil's a puwitsniffer. Those girls at the bar just want to get sniffed.

by Pantyraider99 March 4, 2009

Puritan

A an old fashioned, homeschooling mother who thinks that girls should suffer during warm weather because shorts and tank tops will turn them into strippers destined for hell.

*girl walks into room wearing a weather-appropriate but not revealing tank top and jeans*

Puritan mother: Oh my goodness! Put some clothes on before you end up spending the rest of your life in a brothel!

Girl: But look at Zack! He's shirtless and his jeans are so low we can practically see all of his boxers! Why is that ok??

Puritan mother: Because I'm a sexist bitch.

by thatsjustterrible June 1, 2011

Pavite

Followers of the celebrity Hair Stylist Ken Paves. Jessica Simpson is the orinal Pavite who also came up with the term.

I am an aspiring Pavite.

by Michelle and Brittany June 23, 2008

Purvit

A man who, when challenged to a push-up contest gets down and hip thrusts the bare concrete floor repeatedly until his balls fall off and all that is left is the jungle of hair underneath his pants. He then subsequently shaves his jungle and uses it to fake facial hair so that he can get a Powerball ticket at the local CVS and bribe a bloody scaliwager.

He is an unfortunate victim of the hairy face syndrome causing him to have gorilla-like features similar to that of a neanderthal. However, due to this condition Purvit has hella game and unlimited coochie. Although all women in existence are attracted to Purvit due to his seemingly unlimited masculinity in the form of estrogen, once they find out his balls fell off after thrusting a concrete floor, they decide to leave him. This made Purvit sad and he formed a cult of pimped out gangster thugs.

"hey look its a guy whos balls fell off"

"must be a purvit"

by t3amr0cket August 9, 2022

Puritan

Someone who wants to basically make life as boring as possible

Mr. Cox is so puritan he made the band instafail due to lack of coolness.

by WaCkEdOuTDj March 8, 2009

Pulitzer Prize

When Joseph Pulitzer personally comes to your home and kicks you in the nuts. However painful it might be, it is very prestigious.

My last book earned me the Pulitzer Prize...

by Buck Henry January 1, 2009