'puter

short for: computer

my 'puter crashed. may i use yours?

by fah_q_buddie May 14, 2009

Putterspoons

A name for Wetherspoons, a UK chain of pubs and bars, so named for all the old putters that drink there

"We could go to Putterspoons for a burger if you like"

by DanEvans April 6, 2010

The Pusterience

The perfect customer Experience

Hey I just went the dollar store and received the pusterience

by Caj February 3, 2020

puterfluster

when a guy gets nervous and/or shy when around a very hot girl

Look at Bob, he's getting all puterflustered.

by Spencer Ruble November 3, 2005

Magic Putter

This is an extremely enjoyable sexual act where one person is doing their partner (male or female) in the ass with extreme aggression and perhaps even reckless abandon. Just before the fucker climaxes they pull out and proceed to beat the fuckee to death with a putter, preferably with a Williams Limited Release 24K Gold Plated Putter purchased from one's local Dicks Sporting Goods Store.

Guy 1: Dude are you alright? You look like you had a rough night!

Guy 2: Yeah man, but just barely. I managed to survive and attempted Magic Putter. No more LSD for me....

by MadDogC October 16, 2012

Puterus

Puterus: The combination of male and female sex organs in one extravagant and fabulous human being.

A guy could love on my puterus OR I could love on a girl with my puterus, my puterus can recieve or give love from any angle.

by Pen Sovereignty November 21, 2010

barrel putter

a gay, brownhatter, knobshiner, shirt-flap-lifter. the word comes from in the old days when navy captains used to put cabin boys over a barrel for awesome anal penetration

i could tell he was a barrel putter from the way he eyed me and my brother

by jimbob jr March 2, 2004