Punjabi Warfare 

When a person uses their left hand (the hand that is used to wipe their bottom) to finger a girl.

Bro, Gina wouldn’t give me head so I gave her the good ‘ole Punjabi Warfare. That UTI is gonna be gnarly.

Punjabi Warfare by Punekar February 9, 2023

Punjabi Peanut 

The name of any resident of the cow infested hellhole that goes by the name of India.

"If your from India, doesn't that make you a punjabi peanut?"
"Well, yes, that is the politically correct term, but the unconventional term for us is Indians."

Punjabi Peanut by Punjabi Peanut May 23, 2023

Punjabi Cumshot 

The Punjabi Cum-shot is where a male hollows out a dildo while filling it with curry and harshly shoving the dildo into another mans anus several times which will then make the mans anus turn bright red in a fiery pain leading to a rushing wave of cum to excrete from the penis into a bowl of curry which is then served with rice and eaten by the insertee of the curry dildo.

last night, Cletus and i were out huntin' for bears in wild country when we found ourselves in a cabin with only a bowl of curry and a hollow dildo, the Punjabi Cumshot was our only option to escape the wrath of the bears.

Punjabi Cumshot by inglebert st dick rape October 18, 2010

punjabi bromance 

when you're man-crush moves to the next level, i.e. going gay with your best friend.

i heard that david bowie and mic jagger were once caught in a hotel starting punjabi bromance.

punjabi bromance by gauldangnuga October 15, 2010

Punjabi Pudding 

1. Slang for human feces. aka Pudding Pants

2. Used jokingly about manure See: Rocky Mountain Oysters

Origin from Punjab based on the 5 rivers of Punjab. It has been socially acceptable to defecate in public, so the Five Rivers are pretty polluted.

1. "Sounds like someone has some Punjabi Pudding that needs to attended to," says the mother as she passes the wailing baby to her husband.

2. Let's fix Bob's wagon - we'll send him over some Punjabi Pudding after he eat's the Rocky Mountain Oysters!"

Punjabi Pudding by punjabistar June 5, 2018

punjabi taxi 

the empty vehicle driven by a Punjabi Taxi-man at 2 am around stevenage, hitchin and luton, with little regard for speed limits, the highway code or safety of other road users, while on their way to a fare.

The expression is quite common in stevenage where it originated, due to the large amount of Taxi cabs driven by people of asian origin.

Note, that even non-asian taaxi drivers can be refered to this way if they are driving in the manner describes above.

"shall we walk or take the punjabi taxi?"

punjabi taxi by Borne August 28, 2006

Punjabi Pedestal 

The platform that a punjabi (someone from the nations of Pakistan or India) place themselves on arrogantly, seemingly like they are from royalty.

The punjabi pumping my gas did not acknowledge my existence because he was unable to see me in my Ferrari all the way up on his punjabi pedestal, he only only muttered quite angrily, "cash o'credit"

The indian girl, who was hot by India's standards, walked around campus on her punjabi pedestal like she was some kind of Indian Princess

Punjabi Pedestal by smitten mittens September 11, 2009