Certified Public Accountant

Certified Public Accountant- A professional accountant who has passed a series of extensive exams administered by the American Institute for CPAs (AICPA). The CPA is qualified to represent cases before the IRS. The CPA may also provide consulting services, tax or financial advice, audit and attestation services, and general accounting tasks.

Having fun with numbers and a love for turning the mess of other entities into a simple and accurate spreadsheet.

Myself and others licensed by their respective state Boards of Accountancy to use the CPA designation and hold themselves out to the public as "Accountants."

Oh crap, the investors, creditors, management, and qualifying governmental entities need financial information, better call a Certified Public Accountant.

by Matt, CPA August 30, 2006

Public Toilet Bingo

Passing someone coming out of a public/work bathroom and then trying to guess which stall they used so you can avoid sitting on a pre-warmed toilet seat.

1) I went to the bathroom after that fat guy from accounting had just used it...I lost big time at public toilet bingo

by MeffaKev August 27, 2010

Public figure

A title some people give them selves to hide the fact that they have no real job, implying that having a lot of followers on Instagram is a career.

Being a public figure is not a profession

by Cj_bon July 28, 2017

Juan Pablo

The sweetest, funniest person you will ever meet. The cutest, most handsome and loving person alive, he is so caring, smart and respectful, with high goals in life.

Juan Pablo

by Anonymous#1-10 June 26, 2017

...was not published

'______' was not published: the title of a cruel, mocking email you will inevitably receive from Urban Dictionary after spending 30 minutes or more typing up a brilliant definition. They claim other users voted and decided not to publish your word, but really it was a shitty algorithm that only publishes acronyms (eg. 'SIUYA' - 'stick it up your ass')

Me: *painstakingly and eloquently defines 'the meaning of life'
Urban Dictionary: "'the meaning of life'...was not published"
Me: "SIUYA, Urban Dictionary. You've sucked since 2010"

by squiggular September 13, 2020

publix

The only company that considers going from going "part time" to "full time" a promotion.

"Publix, they told me I would only be hired on as part time and I would have to earn full time employment." "I've worked at Publix for over 10 years and they don't think I'm "worthy" enough for full-time employment... what is full time anyways to them? A promotion?"

by urbansonic June 20, 2015

Public School

A place where kids learn to become assholes in the future. A place where teachers are tired and don’t give a shit about the students so they try to hide it by giving you a bad grade, calling you out, or making you do stupid activities and projects and presenting them. A place where standardized tests is the only thing that will make you go to the next grade level. A place where kids and teenagers are too afraid to stand up for themselves and what’s right because of pure pressure, anxiety, or being judged harshly by others. A place where being anti social and not participating makes you a “target". A place where bullying and doing drugs isn’t so bad but school shootings, fights, and kids murdering other kids is “BAD"; and they wonder why those things happen in the first place. Hears the deal, if your parents can’t afford to take you too a good private school or they just don’t give a fuck, don’t go too an actual school at all. There are plenty of opportunities to do homeschooling or attending an online schooling system, and trust me, dropping out isn’t the best option for some people. Don’t even think about going to college either, because it’s the same fucking way, except you actually have a choice.

Public School Kid: fuck school in general

by HackerHacker February 5, 2019