pterodactyl

A condition, related to bat wing, that is the result of a male's excessive exposure to humidity in the genital region. Less common--but more dangerous--than bat wing, this condition is when not only one, but both sides of the scrotum adhere to a leg. This double bat wing conjures up memories of the extinct dinosaur for which it is named-- the pterodactyl.

"I was stuck riding bitch in the back seat for 2 hours, and when I finally got out I had some vicious pterodactyl."

by Alex Page August 17, 2006

pterodactyl

verb. 'to pterodactyl'. Phenomenon that occurs when an individual targets, swoops in, and snatches up another. Often occurs at bars.

"Shit, that slut just came out of nowhere and pterodactyled my buddy Graham."

by handinhandcombat March 1, 2008

Pterodactyl

The name everyone calls flying reptiles for some reason.
All pterodactyls are pterosaurs.
Not all pterosaurs are pterodactyls.
No pterosaurs are flying dinosaurs.

A: Wow, what an awesome pterodactyl!
B: Dude, that is a pteranodon.
A: No, it's a pterodactyl! My favorite dinosaur!
B: *facepalms*

by lolololmfaooyyboi August 2, 2018

Wingless Pterodactyl

A phrase used to describe something that is tubular, and not at all erroneous.

Dude, my cock is like a wingless pterodactyl.

Suzy, did you hear the Kazakhstani anthem?
Its for licking, fuck yea
Dude, your right, you truly are a wingless pterodactyl.

by tangofandango October 8, 2009

Pterodactylectomy

An operation in which the physician makes an incision above the anterior lobiscus muscle and removes the pterodactyl from the human body.

After his pterodactylectomy, Bob took a week off of work and lost his appetite for lamb.

by Cloudy McMillet January 20, 2015

Flaming pterodactyl

When a female takes on five guys at once. One penis in both hands, one in her mouth, one in her vagina and one in her butthole. Then as she is going through the motions the guy putting it in her butt, lights her hair on fire, completing flaming pterodactyl.

Jane had a lot of fun doing the flaming pterodactyl last night.

by P-swag11 October 11, 2015

flying pterodactyl

When your fucking your girlfriend and you grab her upper hip area and start spinning her around in a circle with your dick still inside her until she flies off.

Man! I gave my girl the Flying Pterodactyl last night, and now she has four head injuries.

by 1e6n3b December 10, 2017