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pterodactyl

thievers who swoop down in the midst of the night and steal while you aren't looking. (aka suitemates)
walking penis- Pterodactyl freakin attacked my dirty laundry last night and stole my dirty skank, herpes filled boxers!
by djneighneigh March 9, 2004
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Pterodactyl

When you pull your bottom lip and top lip out like a big pterodactyl beak with your hands, poke your tongue out and go Gbluuurrrgggghhhh!! in the most throat gurgling pterodactyl noise you can, with googly eyes.
PTERODACTYL: "GBWUUUURGGHH"
by rachelf June 4, 2009
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Pterodactyl

A sex position involving three male and one female participant. The female bends over performing fellatio (oral sex in layman's terms) on one male and gives the other two hand jobs with fully outstretched arms mimicking the motion of a flying pterodactyl with its head bobbing and wings flapping.
Me and my bros took some drunk skeezer home from the bar last night and pulled a pterodactyl on her ass before running a train; without condoms of course.
by Joey_330ci July 25, 2010
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pterodactyl

A whore who enjoys having sexual intercourse with teenage boys even before they have been dating for two months. typically anorexic, enjoys feasting on plant type substances and enjoys extending their wings and flying in the air. Flying reptiles of the clade or order Pterosauria. They existed from the late Triassic to the end of the Cretaceous Period (220 to 65.5 million years ago). Pterosaurs are the earliest vertebrates known to have evolved powered flight.
That pterodactyl is a complete whore, she had sex with him three times already and it hasnt even been 2 months!
by dinosaurkiller February 24, 2011
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pterodactyl screech

A phrase commonly used by the fandom side of the social media website tumblr to describe a reaction of an inhuman noise (that sounds like a pterodactyl screech) one has made after they see something that pleases them greatly and instantly excites them.
*A cute drawing of OTP shows up on dash*

Tumblr User: *pterodactyl screech*
by Carlyndra September 8, 2013
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pterodactyl sex

when a couple is in missionary position and the man puts the sheets over his arms and flaps his arms like a bird as he thrusts.
I couldn't take brad seriously when we had pterodactyl sex last night.
by ben dover4me May 13, 2014
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pterodactyl porn

Three men in pterodactyl costumes orally and vaginally pleasing a woman. Something that must be experienced to truly understand. God's gift to this humble earth.
Son: Dad, where do babies come from?

Dad: I think it's about time for you to watch pterodactyl porn.
by citywokprease February 23, 2012
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