Internet Search Psychosis 

ISS - Internet Search Psychosis

Fundamental derangement of the mind characterized by defective or lost contact with reality especially as evidenced by delusions, hallucinations, and disorganized speech and behavior onset by Internet searching. Subject will conclude search results and the people, places and things within the results are linked. While in reality these findings are largely due to coincidences, not to be confused with coincidencialism

“It says Nancy Smith is 35 years old from California, it must be my long lost aunt Nancy Smith.”

He must have Internet Search Psychosis, he thinks every time someone says his name on Twitter that they're speaking to him directly.

Internet Search Psychosis by Q. Seyes September 16, 2011

Mass Formation Psychosis 

Support for crazy right-wingers like Donald Trump

A Mass Formation Psychosis began in 2015 after Trump announced his campaign for President

Mass Formation Psychosis by UrbanDefinitionMaker January 3, 2022

POST -INDUSTRIAL PSYCHOSIS 

A state of being induced by the contemporary condition of the Industrial Age – itself a disturbing pathology. Post Industrial Psychosis is characterised by a sustained dissociation from the dominant social paradigm normalised by modern industrial society. Post Industrial Psychotics often suffer extreme sensations of alienation and marginalisation from the world in which they live. However, upon determining to embrace their psychosis, sufferers will often experience a breakthrough wherein the greater universal and eternal truths of the cycles of nature and the animal fact of our being are realised and celebrated. A myopic preoccupation with sense of entitlement and concern with capital are replaced with deep acknowledgement of integral responsibility to ones place in the symbiotic schema of chaos and existence.

Post Industrial Psychosis can be characterised by some or all of the following: suddenly quitting a stable job to explore the creative self; leaving a known and established home to live in a place where the language and people are foreign to the world you once knew; a burning desire to grow your own vegies and feed the ones you love; embracing the medicines of nature and other cultures; a thirst for intoxication and at times dependence on state-altering substances; conversely, a determination to live as cleanly and with as much clarity and grounding as possible; uncharacteristic adventures to foreign countries; impulsive bouts of political action and interest; opening one's heart to spiritual ways and waves; adamant desire to locate purpose and path; overwhelming obsession with the potential of community; conscious nurturing of the creative mind; self-responsibility for the impact of one's formative years and ancestral baggage; uncanny experience of synchronicity in daily life; refining one's relationship with instinct; celebration of movement...

"Maybe your suffering from Post -Industrial Psychosis?"
"I think my daughter is showing symptoms of Post -Industrial Psychosis."
"The womens post-industrial psychosis began to filter into her every moment of every day; until one day; she impulsively quit her job as a bank teller and decided to travel the world in search of her ancestors and her purpose."

POST -INDUSTRIAL PSYCHOSIS by Citizens of Elysium August 22, 2011

baby psychosis

The following symptoms, when found in a baby: hallucinations, delusions, thought disorder, or lack of insight; similar in nature to mental confusion and delirium.

Children experiencing "baby psychosis" may experience hallucinations or delusional beliefs, and may exhibit personality changes and disorganized thinking. This may be accompanied by unusual or bizarre behavior, as well as difficulty with social interaction and impairment in carrying out the activities of daily living.

baby psychosis by Birdstheword December 23, 2008

technological psychosis

Mental illnesses/delusion where a person texts or emails himself and carries on a conversation with oneself.

WFE: Honey, we need to talk.

Last night while you we’re sleeping, I checked your phone to see who you’ve been texting with daily for 2 weeks. I hadn’t heard you laugh or seen you that happy in such a long time. I was starting to worry that it might’ve been another woman. I’m sorry I doubted you, you’re not having an affair. You're just bat shit crazy! You’ve been carrying on conversations with yourself via text message.
It appears that your suffering from a severe case of technological psychosis.

technological psychosis by dictospik September 13, 2018

S.T.P. (Sexually Transmitted Psychosis) 

A mental disorder, originating from Caron, passed on through any kind of sexual contact, ie. kissing, holding hands, intercourse, in which the sufferer causes fights at social gatherings.

"Wow, Frank was really aggressive last night, i think he might have STP!"

S.T.P. (Sexually Transmitted Psychosis) by Anonymous STP Sufferer December 21, 2003

woke psychosis 

A disorder where you are so WOKE, it inhibits your brain from believing OR accepting mundane facts or realities.

Believing everything is a conspiracy, all food is poison, every act has a hidden agenda.

My buddy who has woke psychosis went on a 20 minute rant about the illuminati after i told him im going on a trip to Washington DC

woke psychosis by MrMeseeks October 14, 2019