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dick psychic

A person who can almost accurately describe in detail the characteristics of a guy's dick based on his looks or personality.

This person can tell how long it is, the thickness, how big the balls are, and if he shaves, trims, or keeps it natural. A dick psychic has a 6th sense for knowing what a guy's dick looks like.
That girl has seen so much dick, she could basically be a dick psychic.
by dickpsycho March 11, 2019
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pre-millennial psychic expectancy

A problem that plagued many adventure games in the computer gaming market during the 80's and early 90's, wherein the way in which one had to proceed was so ridiculously complicated and obtuse, you'd have to be psychic to know it on your own.

The game developers expected you to either be psychic, buy a guide book, or call one of their ridiculously priced tip lines to rack your parent's phone bill up the ass, just to get past one screen.

This is obviously no longer a problem in games today, given that the internet now makes it easy to find a walkthrough for pretty much any game.

Often results in frustrated pixelbitching
Person 1: "How's Simon the Sorcerer going dude?"

Person 2: "It's good, but some of the puzzles are ridiculous! One of them, I had to try and wear a dog, so that it would be magically transformed into a pair of Hush Puppies, to sneak past a guard. Good thing I found a walkthrough online, but talk about pre-millennial psychic expectancy!"
by relative-frequency, September 18, 2012
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psychic catfight

When two girls have a fight, without actually speaking to each other, usually through expressions, speaking to a third person or glaring at each other when no one is looking.
Did you see the glances exchanged between Ari and Daena over Leo? What a Psychic Catfight!
by TZer0 November 23, 2015
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Psychicky

n. An event, thought, idea or speech that happens coincidentally between two or more people to the extent that it feels as if there exists a mystical, god-like connection.
Matt & Jessica (together): We should hit the mall after class!
*Pause*
Matt: Whoa ... psychicky.

(Looking at an old photograph)
Matt: Oh hey, I remember when this photo was taken, that waiter at the back of everyone totally broke all the plates he was carrying!
Jessica: Wow that I weird. I was also about to point that out! OMG, psychicky!
by EzhRswhp October 7, 2011
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psychic vampire

unlike the blood drinkers, these are creatures who drain people of emotions and energy, not blood. They can go out in sun, but generally avoid doing so if they can. Sometimes, one may be a psychic vampire and not know it. Traits include:
Always becoming energetic around crouds.
Tendency to depression
Needing constant reassurance
being tired durring the day
being energetic at night
"dude, i think you might be a psychic vampire"

"i dont" -drains friend of energy "woah... well. i never saw that coming"
by LA LA LA LA LA LA LA September 7, 2004
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psychic

1. A deluded person who had trouble making friends as a child, and over the years has grown to believe their own mystic crap
2. A cynical person who has realised the ease with which a deluded person can be ripped off.
see also religion
Your husband is happy in the afterlife and suggests you take my psychic course ($10,000) so that you may continue to speak to him
by Boz April 22, 2005
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psychic

A person who is stupid, deluded or a fraud.
I walked up to the "psychic", punched him in the face and said "You didn't see that coming, did you?".
by PancakeFeatures July 31, 2006
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