Proper Definition

Something that the Urban Dictionary does not consist of.

Person 1 - Hey, why'd you flunk the vocab test? Weren't you studying all week?
Person 2 - Yeah, but I used the Urban Dictionary.
Person 1 - Dude but you know that they don't contain the Proper Definition
Person 2 - Well. Yeah, but I used Bing.

by YouAteMyCrayons March 28, 2015

Proper Chair

A very nice, genuine chair. Does not necessarily have to be new or in good condition.

Come have a seat here in the proper chair.

by DolemiteNY2K July 14, 2010

proper fucked

Fully taken care of; Killed

English (UK) slang

That bugger got propa fucked indnt ee?

by Seth April 9, 2005

do the proper

to have sex with someone

Damn that girl's hot... I'm gonna take her back to my place and do the proper.

by Anon32585 July 28, 2009

Proper Beej

A blowjob from a topless female while on her knees. Male can be standing or sitting. Ball play must occur, at least with the hand if not the mouth while the other hand is engaged on the shaft. The finale should be either taken on the face, tits, or swallowed.

*Note – it is not a proper beej if sex follows, that is just foreplay

Male one: "How did things go last night?" Male two: "She gave me a proper beej." Male one: "Nice."

by John Fontain May 16, 2011

proper deuce

Taking a big shit. It comes out clean and in one piece, leaving you feeling a lot lighter than you did before. You feel like you got it all out. Minimal wiping is required.

Hey Bo, I'm going to the bathroom to take a proper deuce.

by EricGNutz March 14, 2008

proper good

Australian English for 'very good' or 'excellent'

Why don't you let properKimberly woman, show you proper good time

by OliverJames97 May 15, 2016