promo queen

someone who loves promotions

Julie is such a promo queen!

by who_pseudonym October 23, 2017

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desperate promo

A promo on a verge of bankruptcy or a big loss or closing, often obscure brands/restaurants/places/businesses. Used as one of the last strategies as a desperation for profit

Has a high change to be permanently closed if you paused your visit for too long at an unspecified period, or the branches are already permanently closed in some places

"I got a discount voucher from my favourite payment app loyalty for a little obscure restaurant and when I visited, unfortunately the branch I visited was permanently closed and a new tenant replaced them. It was a desperate promo"

"I saw a promo for an obscure buffet / all you can eat restaurant on my digital bank app and when I searched the branch in my uni city, it's already closed forever a long time ago. I'm sure that this is a desperate promo"

by PuniUwUCute March 31, 2023

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Promo

The opposite of FOMO (Fear of Missing Out). It's Pride in Missing Out. It indicates a type of virtue signalling, a misplace pride. As in, I have never seen an episode of Game of Thrones when you know you're talking to people who love the show.

That young lady suffers from serious PROMO; she declares that she's never seen one of the Star Wars movies.

by J-stroke April 14, 2019

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promo twins

is when there are 2 fat ass girls trying to get laid/ walking around town, the pun is though each fat chick is a promo twin set, in other words 2 points per promo, if you see a whale thats called a going out of businesses or under new management which is worth 5 points

so when your walking down the street you tp your buddy and say o man look at those promo twins so they dont catch what your talking about, wo shes going out of business or is under new management! or both

by guythatismark September 15, 2009

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