procrastinate

To drag one's ass in such a pathetic manner as to ensure one's place in life as a complete loser.

Courtney had a lot of potential, but because she would procrastinate, she now lives in a cardboard box on the street.

by MiraRen July 30, 2008

procrastinate

1. (intransitive) To put off; to delay taking action; to wait until later.

2. (transitive) To put off; to delay something.

"...procrastinate the inevitable." - Dick Vitale

He procrastinated until the last minute and had to stay up all night to finish.

by Yanky1990 November 10, 2010

Procrascinate

To be a bitch. Often confused with Procrastinate, but understandably so, and deserves to be forgiven, and praised.

Waffles is so procrascinate.

by NOT GT April 9, 2008

Procrapstination

When you really need to take a dump, but you just don't want to because of a specific reason or reasons. i.e. Favorite show is on or finishing homework.

Person 1: Man, i really gotta take a shit badly...

Person 2: So go.

Person 1: No way dude, my show's on.

Person 2: Procrapstination again? Fine, go explode from shit.

by DeliciousTurds September 30, 2010

procrastinate

when you notice something outside your window, such as a swarm of butterflies or a shinny object or your neighbor picking his nose, that keeps you from doing whatever you have to get done.

i dont really have an example, because the definition was to amazing!

(procrastinate) they needed the word...

by joey!! ;D May 10, 2010

Procrastinate

Im on urban dictionary procrastinating instead of doing my school stuff.

Please help me to stop Procrastinate, i need to do school stuff.

by LolGetRektUrbanDic March 29, 2015

Procrapinating

Procrapinating (verb): An avoidance tool used by expert procrastinators where one quickly excuses themselves to the bathroom and remains there for an extended period of time (usually with a screen in hand), hoping that when they re-emerge, the task is already completed and/or their assistance is no longer needed.

Me: Ok guys, it’s tidy up time!

Nico: I gotta poop!

Me: Sorry dood, Mateo’s already in there procrapinating.

Example 2:

Jamie: It’s excellent!! You should send it to the urban dictionary.

Me: Just let me drop this deuce first.

by Loveleedae May 30, 2020