Morning Prayers

Going for a shit

I'm just off down the Mosque for morning prayers

by Brighton Rocks September 15, 2011

Thoughts and Prayers

Everyone says, but very few actually do.

It's basically a polite way of telling someone that what they're going through sucks but it's not your problem

Now, if you ACTUALLY keep the person in your thoughts and prayers, AND make at least some effort to help them, then you're using this phrase with meaning. But most people use this phrase to politely say they don't give a damn about what you're going through.

The Correct Usage:

Jake: My Mom died.

Dan: Thoughts and Prayers for you guys

Jake: Dude is that really all you can give me?

Dan: No, I actually mean it, we can talk about it whenever you want and I'm always here for you. I had something similar happen a while ago.

Wrong Usage

Jake: My Mom Died

Dan: Thoughts and Prayers

Jake: Is that all you've got to help?

Dan: Yeah, I'm going through some tough crap too, my Instagram account got locked

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx October 14, 2020

prayer driven development

When developers write code blindly not knowing if it will work.

I haven't written any tests #PrayerDrivenDevelopment

Micheal, stop practicing prayer driven development.

by throwaway1231231231231 October 9, 2016

wishes and prayers

Wishes and prayers in short means “WAP” so when your mom doesn’t know what to put for a caption of grandma dying tell her to put “WAP” the funniest joke ever I swear lol.

Mom: what do I put for the caption?
You: put “WAP” because it means wishes and prayers🙏⛪️

by S-s-senpai~ October 10, 2020

Prayer Warrior

Someone who prays to God only when they want something as opposed to actually doing something about it, and otherwise does nothing else to further his kingdom. Typical behavior includes leaving their megachurch on a Sunday morning to have lunch at a restaurant and berate the server for working that day.

Here come the prayer warriors, everyone hide the gays and put out your cigarettes or we're all going to hell!

by johnnyrocket92 October 23, 2016

priyesh

priyesh is brilliant, therefore anything relating to priyesh is generally good, in some circles a priyesh is considered royal.

" ah do you know what that reminds me of?"

"no..."

"priyesh"

"oh yeah"

by Peter Petrelli December 3, 2006

praystation

When your video game console is the main focal point of attention in your living room.

"Dude I dont wanna go to that persons house everybody there will be just sitting in the living room worshipping the Praystation!"

by Ross Albrecht August 3, 2007