Panooched

Stoned to the point of passing out with smoking utensil in hand.

I was so panooched last night I passed out in front of the computer!

by Hayd_ashbury September 21, 2009

Paranoid Park

Notorious street park in Portland OR frequented by homeless kids and drug dealers. In the film of the same name the burnside skatepark was renamed Paranoid Park for artistic purposes.

Let's go buy drugs at paranoid park.

by boyfriend2.0 April 27, 2010

panousing

a word used to describe the action or creeping or lurking on facebook

I was panousing around on facebook last night and found the grossest picture of Eric's girlfriend

by rawproductions December 7, 2010

panocha

Mexican word for vagina. Also used to critize someone for being scared.

You are such a pussy(panocha). Fucking panocha. Mostly used between Mexican Americans.

by Erick December 24, 2003

panocracy

A collectivist system of government of the latter half of the 21st century built on the principles of direct democracy without any need for state, established globally upon a peer-to-peer internet system (aka alternet).

Traditional "voting" is replaced by direct participation in multimetrics trade and votes are tallied locally rather than through a centralized organization which is often prone to corruption.

Panocracy transcends the unimetric capito-socialist economies and oligarchical lies of the turn of the century to build a healthier, more just society.

by gregjockca December 5, 2011

STD Paranoia

After having sex with someone for the first time, the inevitable thought that you may possibly have just received some strange STD, even if safe sex was practiced.

STD Paranoia can also lead to the misinterpretation of something harmless as symptoms of an STD.

John: "Remember that girl i told you I hooked up with about a week ago? I think she gave me an STD, I have this patch of red skin on my dick!"
Craig: "Sounds like a classic case of STD Paranoia bro, don't worry, it happens to everyone. Just put some moisturizer on that shit and you're golden."

by 132299 April 16, 2009

paranoid fantasy

The act of reading multiple dark motives into other peoples actions without verification.

Feeling socially and emotionally insecure to point of deciding the world is against you.

Thinking like a victim whilst displaying extreme, irrational distrust of others.

Cindy didn't invite me to her party and I went into a paranoid fantasy until I realised she HAD emailed me an invite and it was caught in my inbox junk folder....phew!

by Zeddie August 1, 2009