Worker 1: Looks like Jeff's going to get that raise
Worker 2: Don't count on it, Bob says he's going for a shag promotion
Worker 2: Don't count on it, Bob says he's going for a shag promotion
by umpirestrikesback June 25, 2005
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I was looking at some cool fakes of Megan Fox, but had to switch tabs to promotion negro, when my VP came over to see what I was working on.
by aaron28 January 4, 2012
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To take a selfie in the act of performing a good deed or while doing something "cool" and subsequently texting or posting said picture to social media so as to show what an extraordinary person you are
Girl 1: Rachel is so successful - it's pretty awesome to see all the cool things she's doing to give back to her community
Girl 2: You mean all her Facebook posts? Have you met Rachel? That's all just selfie-promotion
Girl 2: You mean all her Facebook posts? Have you met Rachel? That's all just selfie-promotion
by BoilerKE22 December 23, 2014
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Get the Jody Promotion mug.The act of making your next product so bad that it actually encourages people to buy your previous product
Windows 8 is an example of retroactive promotion. It was so bad, it made people go out and buy Windows 7.
by fluffypenis June 26, 2018
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Seriously, what's the point in shameless self promotion? I'd rather see words others can relate to. Urban Dictionary isn't your school bathroom wall..
by catfight12 January 8, 2009
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Originates from the /v/ board of 4chan, where it was a common joke to post that you just got fired because your boss caught you looking at NSFW material. Was later changed to "promotions", probably because the irony/absurdity of it made it funnier.
Originates from the /v/ board of 4chan, where it was a common joke to post that you just got fired because your boss caught you looking at NSFW material. Was later changed to "promotions", probably because the irony/absurdity of it made it funnier.
by Kanjite Knight April 20, 2009
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