Potago

Potago is the most heavenly thing. Periodt. I love Potago, it transcends the universe and is the food of the gods.

I love Potago. It is the most heavenly thing. Periodt. It transcends the universe and is the food of gods.

by My Best Friend Made Me Do This January 12, 2021

Portage

A term identifying a side-dish similar to poutine, except that the french fries are replaced by mashed potatoes. Ie. Potatoes with melted cheese and gravy.

"They are late bringing the portage across to our campsite"
"I can't wait, I made sure to leave room after those hot dogs"

"Sorry but we're just having regular mashed potatoes today because we are out of cheese"
"Awwwwwwww"

by CNL Charlie Brown August 22, 2009

Portagee

A fine race of people that does not whine about its minority status or beg for special privileges or entitlements. They make great sausages and wine, and work for a living. They never paint their names on other people's property and don't hang out on street corners looking to mug people. They never play BOOM BOOM music in their homes or cars.

You can tell when you enter the Portagee part of town by the neat, clean houses. California Portagees often put abalone shells in their front yards. These are much more attractive than the grafitti that some other people put in their front yards.

In their native country, some Portagees catch sardines for a living. Others are Portagee Wine Stompers.

Connecticut and California have the largest concentrations of Portagees in the USA. In California, look for Portagees in San Leandro, Port Arena, Manchester, and Fort Bragg.

Be sure to go to a Holy Ghost Parade. Everyone is welcome. Lots of Portagee men carry statues of the Holy Virgin down the street. There is always a Queen of the Holy Ghost Parade. Often, she is the girl with the biggest mustache. After the parade, the Portagees gather in a large hall to eat linguisa and Portagee Soup made of kale and pork.

Support your local Portagees. They work hard and pay taxes. They are low maintenance people who stay out of trouble and NEVER beg for government handouts. You are always safe in the Portagee part of town.

Some of your best neighbors are Portagees.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Portage Northern

A highschool in the middle of Portage MI, it’s full of fruity kids that think there the shit and preppy sluts who think everyone loves them. Northern also seems to have a reputation for getting drugged behind the bleachers at football games, seems fun to me. It’s full of snotty boys that can’t seem to keep there cocks in there pants and girls who will fuck around like it’s a sport. In summary, portage northern is a great place to learn how grow up to be a hooker or a homeless sex offender.

“did you here about what happened at Portage Northern?”
“that drugging that happened behind the bleachers or the girl that sucked off her cousin??”

by sexyhotboy21 October 6, 2021

postage stamp

any sexual act that involves licking and sticking

i got postage stamped in the ear last night

by agirlnamedpants April 5, 2008

ponageness

the act of being hella fucking boss in a certain event or field

Sally maintained PONAGENESS while playing a ferce game of checkers

by Keller, Helen March 13, 2008

Potate-no

1. Synonym for hell no; a more polite and funnier way to say it.
2. How potatoes say no.

1. Person 1: "can I have one of your cookies?"
Person 2: "potate-no!"

2. Potato 1: "do you have any cookies?"
Potato 2: "potate-no!"

by Thedreaminterpreter October 2, 2013