Makin' Pork Chops

Refusing to socialize, preferring instead to go home and masturbate.

He said he doesn't feel like coming out. He's probably at home Makin' Pork Chops.

"Why didn't Chris come out tonight?"
"I dunno, he's probably at home Makin' Pork Chops!"

by Moose-a-loop November 5, 2011

pork chop sandwiches

An incredibly funny exclamation in an internet spoof of an old GI Joe cartoon.

pork chop sandwiches!!!

by Joe Dirrrrrrrrt June 22, 2005

Pork Chop Sandwich

Item much sought after by members of the GI Joe fire fighting team. Consists of pork, chop, and sandwich.

(Running into burning house) Pork Chop Sandwich!

by The Professor November 24, 2003

pork chop in a can

a substitution for dinner in the form of beer.

neal had pork chop in a can for dinner, he is such a lush.

by stuart ivey March 4, 2008

pork chop

a term used to describe a moment of stupidity, worse than a 'blonde' moment

1)Bruce:i went across the specific ocean
Beckmeister: you mean pacific
Bruce: yeh thats what i said, specific

2) (there was a vase of bamboo by my friends sink)
Louis: why is there a glass of leeks beside your sink?

by ghetto superstars vs suburbian sisters December 8, 2003

bone-in pork chop

When you're doing a fat chick doggy style, and you lean over and give her a back massage.

Your mom complained that her back was sore, so I gave her a bone-in pork chop.

by murdaruh October 3, 2007

Pork Chop Sandwich

Something is burning in the Kitchen...

Pork Chop Sandwiches !

Get out ... just get the fuck out you stupid SOB !

by Gi_Joe December 9, 2003