Pooping in the Stone Age

When you forget your phone before having so sit on the toilet.

I gotta go and I' not sure where my phone is. Guess I'm back to pooping in the stone age

by Subwolfer June 14, 2020

rock pooling

The act of having your significant other place objects in their anus then making you dig around and find them.

"Lucy's been getting bored in the bedroom recently, so I went rock pooling with her at the weekend"

by Mr Richard Pound OBE June 13, 2020

imagine not peeing your pants and pooping your underwear

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by SirSlashyDucks February 10, 2022

Olympic Pooping

A discipline where the contestant tries to poop as far as possible.
To make a poop, the competitor starts in a slightly recessed concrete-surfaced circle of 2.5 meters (8 feet 2½ inches) diameter. The pooper typically takes an initial stance facing away from the direction of the poop.
He then spins around one and a half times through the circle to build momentum, then releases his poop.
During the final phase the athlete may begin to release a fart to further accelerate the poop as well as to create an air cushion effect.

Ooouuhhh, that one looks good. Awesome. He olympic pooped across half the field. That must be at least silver. Olympic Pooping at it's finest, ladies and gentlemen!

by bumarse October 25, 2009

Porzingoat

Kristaps Porzingis. The 7'3" NBA basketball player from Latvia. Basically the second coming of Dirk Nowitzki and Shaq wrapped into one, as he can shoot from pretty much anywhere or posterize anyone on the floor.

Jim was hitting 3s AND dunking on everyone in the game yesterday... he looked like Porzingoat out there!

by Knicks#33 February 14, 2017

poo pooing

Claiming something to be useless, unnecessary, stupid, or dumb. Characterizing an action as superfluous or unimportant

Sarah Rader was poo pooing people owning pets.

by H B Pennypacker May 4, 2008

Winnie the poohing it

When you stick your entire arm up a pregnant woman vagina, and scoop the fetus out, as I'd you were Winnie the Pooh sticking his arm in a bee hive to get honey.

Me an the wife don't want another kid, we are gonna be Winnie the poohing it.

by xhmxnano January 30, 2023