Poonis

An alien penis

Aw man, that alien had one massive poonis

by Yeet boi 3000 April 09, 2019

poonie

A derogatory term for young, sex-craving women/sluts.

Hey, son, did you see all those poonies running around town?

by Fat Washington November 06, 2003

Poonis

What you get after fucking a guy in the ass when he hasn't taken a dump in a few days. A Penis covered in Poo.

Grandpa (in a pirate voice): arrrrrgggg, Billy. Me matey. Shiver me anus!

Billy: first mate reporting for duty!

Grandpa: 'tis a fine instrument you got there, Billy. All hands on the poop deck.

Billy: oh Gramps. Here it comes...

Grandpa: garrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. That's the stuff.

10 minutes later:

Billy: awwwwww - sick. Grandpa, I have a Poonis.

Grandpa: yarrrr. Gross. Time for a colostomy bag...

by Pollup August 08, 2008

Poonis

n.(Pou'nis)-common word used to depreciate the value of another's existence.

Man you suck. Quit being such a poonis!

by Bman December 10, 2002

POONIS

Homosexual male genital organ

My poonis is red raw after last night's hot one night stand!

by Oxford Concise September 02, 2003

poony

a wuss with a tendency to flinch

dont be such a poony.

by jerky_dogfart December 16, 2004

poony

in the manner of a unicorn

"Look at those poony drag queens!"

by Johnny Jonesman October 31, 2013