Potomac

The greatest, richest suburb of the united states. Where kids get what they want and can get away with anything. Late nights in friends giant basements and house parties in the best houses. No other town in america can compete.

Michael Jordan built the sickest house in Ptown

by Youknowhowwedo February 21, 2005

potomac high school

Highschool in Northern Virginia known for it's large amount of criminal activity, and also for girls who look like they were hit by a truck. Most people here think they are the shit but in reality they are too dumb to apply to a better school. But the fact is that the school is not that bad compared to some other schools out there, but it is still mediocre in all senses.

Look at that girl over there, she's got eyebrows that look like a skatepark, she must be from Potomac High School.

by BradenIsWhite October 29, 2015

pootache

to insert ones finger in ones own anal orifice, and wipe said finger under opposing friends nose, resulting in opposing friend only being able to smell shit all day long

how about u smell my ass?

by leewee January 24, 2005

Pootaco

an act of sexual celebration when a woman receives oral stimulation while taking a shit. (see blumpkin for male equivalent)

"Hmm i really enjoyed pootaco last night when i had that bad case of diarhea. Hopefully none of the stink got in my pink"

by COLLEGETEMPER January 8, 2009

potomac

place where the highest-income families in maryland live. in fact, it's the city with the highest-income families in the entire country. small suburban city where everyone is rich as shit and drives ferrari's and porsche's. consists mainly of asians and white jewish kids who are all snobby and think they're better than everyone else

dude 1: dude you live in potomac? you must be rich as shit.
dude 2: no not everyone in potomac is rich, there are the ghettos of potomac
dude 1: you liar
dude 2: =/

by iliveinpotomac January 16, 2004

poodacac

taking your cac and inserting it in the poo area

I was poodacacing josh's mom one day.

by jkay October 12, 2004

Potomac

1. richass city located in Maryland where all the parents own companies and millions of dollars
2. richass city located in Maryland where preppy girls put ribbons in their hair and buy $300 outfits and almost never repeat their clothes
3. richass city located in Maryland where people think they are better than everyone and only deserve the best and most expensive items
4. richass city located in Maryland where all the guys and girls happen to be fucking hot and same with the parents

Girl #1: Omg I went shopping yesterday and bought TEN juicy outfits!!! It was so cheap I only spent $3000.
Girl #2: ME TOO!! I only spent about $2000 though...ew look at that girl's outfit. I bet it's from KOHL'S OR SOMETHING and it was only $50. HAHAHA
Girl #3. EW. THAT'S SO GROSS. EW EW EW EW EW EW !!!!!!!

by potomaciskindaweird February 26, 2005