pooey bum wank

When you've just finished pooing and the moment takes you before you wipe

Aaron: I had a pooey bum wank to your wife last night

Jake: Dude! you could've wiped first!

by Freeboy March 10, 2023

Bluey Pooey

Blu is a poo, therefore he is bluey pooey!

Bluey Pooey looks like poo, but he won't admit it!

by puffer.budgie February 11, 2023

Pooey Bungalow

Places or homes that have features of poop such as a brown/green color, slimy texture, pungent atmosphere, etc. Also used to describe locations in third-world countries.

"Damn, yo crib smells like shit. You live in a mothafuckin' pooey bungalow."

by The Piss Man January 9, 2023

Pooey minge

When a lady has had several drinks to make her almost intoxinated she heads to the toilet to have a shite. In the process of having a shite, she wipes the alternative way and in the process gives her a pooey minge.

I was out with Rhonda last night and accidentally gave myself a pooey minge in the lochside bogs

by Deedeewan November 21, 2018

Pooey

A non-white white worshiper. Usually an Asian female.

Look at that pooey with the skinny white nerd!

by editorsincheif May 3, 2018

pooey

A non-white white worshiper. Usually an asian female.

Look at that pooey with the skinny white nerd!

by editorsincheif May 4, 2018

Pooey

Turbo Diesel Nissan Patrol

How’s the sound of that pooey

by Yenarye April 10, 2022