pontus

a gay sex act that involves bumping together penis tips as if the penises are kissing

"come give me a pontus, you big goof"

by hilary clinton jr. July 22, 2022

Pontus Almqvist

Joystick rider, great at Fortnite.... tea with milk makes him flabbergasted. Burger boy, everyday, burger, burger, borgir. Called a monkey "nigga" in R6, got praise in voicechat. Hipp Hipp hurrrraaaa!

Cowboy 1: Would you like to ride my joystick ?

Cowboy 2: Heck yea ;)

....

Cowboy 2: Or actually, no.

Pontus Almqvist: "Fine, I'll do it myself."

by okejdåhejdå March 16, 2023

Portuzz

A combination of the word "porter" and the common slang "huzz"

Hey bro check it out, it's the Portuzz

by CHAIRKING August 29, 2025

pontune boat

A twin-hulled watercraft dat plays music.

After da radio-and-Victrola-blasting Hullabaloos irresponsibly wrecked da Margoletta motor cruiser, I wonder if they switched to a pontune boat for more "stable" water-based regaling of da shoreline residents with their awful jazz and dance numbers?

by QuacksO October 22, 2025

potuzz

means potential huzz, huzz that could be huzz that isn’t huzz yet

you got any huzz?

nah, but maybe some potuzz

by ihadsexwithurdad November 15, 2025