pontoone

Similar to poontang but fat. If you wanna get some pontoone it means you want some fat pussy.

Derived from pontoone boats etc.

Big billy, Lets go to the trailer park and get us some good o'l pontoone.

by bobbt.cum March 14, 2003

Ponson

A fat, slovenly aruban who dubs most kinds of beer "shit".

That ponson wouldn't touch the Nattie Boh. He called it shit.

by BaltoRadioGod March 26, 2003

pontoontang

Noun

1. A term used to describe when a woman's IUD or other feminine hygiene product can double as a flotation device.

A police officer at a press conference today said and I quote: "We found the remains of an unidentified, half eaten woman washed up on the shore this morning at approximately 6:15 AM. It appears she used her maxi pad as a sort of pontoontang. Little did she know that she was also chumming the water for sharks in the process."

by billebllunt December 11, 2013

Pontoon Boating

Similar to Motor Boating, but accomplished by placing your face in the other persons' ass cheeks instead of their breasts.

My mouth tastes like shit today because I was up all night pontoon boating this girl I met at Starbucks.

by Goofytits May 10, 2015

pontoon

An expletive which can replace harsher curse words but is intended to have a greater impact.

oh PONTOON!

by yur.mom April 7, 2020

Pontooning

When you motor-boat someones butt instead of their boobs.

Whadda ya say we finish this drinks and I go pontoon you for a while?
I am really looking forward to pontooning you after this steak dinner.

by candyflipjesus May 21, 2021

Pontooning

The act of motorboating a flat-chested woman with C-cup or smaller breasts.

I went to motorboat that bae but turned out she was wearing a padded bra, so when I got down in there, it was more like pontooning.

by cheergirl420 April 1, 2022