urban polo

A less expensive version of the sport polo in which horses are replaced with bicycles, the plastic ball is replaced with a street hockey ball, and mallets are replaced with hockey sticks. Also, instead of a grass field, urban polo is played on concrete (a street, a parking lot, etc).

Urban polo is set up just like polo or street hockey, with a goal on opposite sides of the field and teams of two or more.

"Hey man, want to play some polo this weekend?"
"You know I can't afford a horse, let's play urban polo instead."

by shendrickson March 31, 2008

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Breast plow

the act of ramming a male's sword between a pair of preferably big boobs

james breast plowed me last night and blew on my face.

by brandon smith-johnson August 20, 2009

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bike polo

Polo played on bicycles. Played either hard-court (relatively new) or on grass (over 100 years of tradition), there is dispute over weather the sport originated in India or Ireland. Two teams try to bat a tiny soccer ball through opposing goal posts without dabbing their feet on the ground.

All's fair in love, war and bike polo.

by reZzreZz March 2, 2008

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Polo G

THE GOAT

Guy 1: Hey there is this one rapper named Polo G everyone's been talking about have any idea who he is.

Guy 2: THE FUCKING GOAT

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plowology

plowology...noun:a deliberate way of life, defined by but not exclusively limited to an appreciation of the ironic, innate, spirituality of the deep south and committment to the only things that are true...peace, love & bbq. Accidentally discovered, by Americana artist John "Hound" Brown, along with his deceased brother, Glenn Edwin Brown,circa 1987,somewhere on Interstate 40 west, just east of Winston Salem, North carolina. While in the midst of driving & meditating to the Allman Brothers, the two Brown brothers experienced a deep vision in which the solution to all the world's were revealed to them. In exchange for this ancient spiritual knowledge, Glenn & Hound were chosen to descend into the bowels of hell, releasing Robert Johnson's soul and delivering the Boogeyman to his rightful fate..and told to write literature and record songs that planted the seeds of Plowology. ON December 17th, 2007, older brother Glenn was called to return to his creator at approximately 8:15 pm eastern time, where he resides in the rhythym section of the Allstar Plowology Band on the Southern side of Heaven, top level nearest the Sun & Duane Allman. Younger brother, John "Hound" Brown continues this work, Plowology...and continues to share the wisdom of , "Peace, Love & BBQ." For more info visit, www.plowology.com, google plowology, go to myspace, facebook..or better yet...invite some strangers in need in your home...cook them dinner...play music for & with them...and care for their needs. Plowology is the beginning, becoming a plowologist requires the simplest of committments, which in turn makes it so difficult. To love unconditionally, give the very shirt off your back...and always share your BBQ.

"plowing the seeds of love"
you plowgone right!
I'll be plowgone!
plowology...the Root of it All.}

by khaki brown/american scarecrow March 1, 2010

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