An act performed by fantasy football participants wherein two teams conspire to help one team win by pulling shenanigans such as lopsided trades or dropping a great player when the other party has waiver wire priority. It is truly the lowest form of human behavior.
Team 1: Hey, I'll trade you my backup QB for your best wide receiver and when I win the championship, we'll split the money!
Team 2: Okay, collusion sounds good since I'm 3-7 anyway.
Team 2: Okay, collusion sounds good since I'm 3-7 anyway.
by Misty Yazzerstein November 21, 2013
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- the thing up for consideration has a logo on it.
- it contains a meme such as "let's roll" or "real men don't ____"
- it's repeated or highlighted by the mass media
- it's trendy
In contrast, "cultural pollution" is not "bad art," unless that art was made solely for money.
- the thing up for consideration has a logo on it.
- it contains a meme such as "let's roll" or "real men don't ____"
- it's repeated or highlighted by the mass media
- it's trendy
In contrast, "cultural pollution" is not "bad art," unless that art was made solely for money.
"I really don't like writing corporate advertiser's print ads."
"Why?"
"Because I have to write a lot of self-important, cliche garble."
"Whoa. Sounds like you make cultural pollution for a living."
"Yep."
"Why?"
"Because I have to write a lot of self-important, cliche garble."
"Whoa. Sounds like you make cultural pollution for a living."
"Yep."
by Shannon in a cube August 2, 2007
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The unpleaseant aftermath resulting from a recent chair bomb explosion. Depending on the magnitude of the blast and the weight of the individual compressing the chair's foam/fabric, the half-life can last anywhere from 5 minutes to several hours after detonation.
When Rachel plopped down in Jason's chair to use his computer, she disturbed some previously encapsulated chair pollution, causing the office to again fill with his ass debris.
by Hugh Klump March 8, 2008
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For example: When actors from a foreign, enemy nation generate false and derogatory narratives or stories designed to exploit social divisions, sway elections and undermine the political institutions of a second sovereign nation, and a third party actor then espouses and advances those false narratives or stories, the later party is guilty of acting in collusion with the former in advancement of their goals.
Expanding on the above example, the obligation to avoid engaging in such collusion increases relative to the position of authority held by the offending party - as does the risk of such collusion constituting a criminal act. This is the case in part because of oaths those officials take to uphold the sanctity of public trust, but also because they are often uniquely privy to the very evidence which debunks the narratives, identifies their origin and indicates their nefarious intent. Perpetuating such false and derogatory narratives or stories in disregard of such evidence therefore renders the collusion "willful."
For example: When actors from a foreign, enemy nation generate false and derogatory narratives or stories designed to exploit social divisions, sway elections and undermine the political institutions of a second sovereign nation, and a third party actor then espouses and advances those false narratives or stories, the later party is guilty of acting in collusion with the former in advancement of their goals.
Expanding on the above example, the obligation to avoid engaging in such collusion increases relative to the position of authority held by the offending party - as does the risk of such collusion constituting a criminal act. This is the case in part because of oaths those officials take to uphold the sanctity of public trust, but also because they are often uniquely privy to the very evidence which debunks the narratives, identifies their origin and indicates their nefarious intent. Perpetuating such false and derogatory narratives or stories in disregard of such evidence therefore renders the collusion "willful."
"The arrogant and corrupt politician was so deluded by his misplaced sense of entitlement and intellectual superiority, he failed to recognize that publicly questioning the veracity and impartiality of his own intelligence agencies not only constituted obstruction of justice, but was in itself a clear, demonstrable and self-evident act of collusion."
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I hadn't pooped for days and finally had to go. I sat on the toilet and worked out what felt like a monster turd. I was like "yeah I finally dumped all that shit! That has gotta be a freakin' mega turd! Felt like a eighteen inch monster log! Gotta get a look at this giant deuce!" Then I looked and it was puny. Total disappointment. Poollusion.
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Get the brain pollution mug.The pollution cause by thots via their actions on social media. This pollution can be waste from products or influx of people to an activity or place. That they have no real interest in it. Other than being seen doing it/with it /there . which can lead to the death of said places , markets or activity by influx of people to it then the abandonment of it .
friend 1 : want to go Joe grill (that place that been around for years ) .
friend 2: No. it got thot pollution the twitter thots . It pack all the time now with the fakes. That just sit and order take a slip or bite , trash it and leave . Just to get a pictures .
friend 2: No. it got thot pollution the twitter thots . It pack all the time now with the fakes. That just sit and order take a slip or bite , trash it and leave . Just to get a pictures .
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