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Ball-Sac Polisher

“Ball-Sac Polisher” (or “BSP”) is both a noun and verb: it refers to a man who worships a scratch golfer or blue-blood regardless of his character; as well as his actions. The BSP will seek the opinion of the most clueless scratch player or blue-blood over that of an imminent authority on any subject at all including engineering, science, medicine and astrophysics; he will buy unlimited drink and food for a scratch player or blue-blood in return for no more than an acknowledgement of existence, smile, nod or look of approval, without any expectation or possibility of reciprocation. A BSP is akin to a lapdog, sidekick, chump or loser.

BSP is a term of art coined in the 1990’s by a doctor in Troy, NY, who noticed that many newly admitted public employment and other working class members to the city’s country club (admitted when the economy caused the once exclusive country club to essentially be a quasi-public course) would do anything just to obtain the slightest acknowledgment or glance of approval from a scratch player or long-standing blue-blood member. Scratch players and blue-bloods at The CC of Troy have accepted the adoration and offerings of the BSP so eagerly that their symbiotic relationship has established the prevalent culture at that club, and a precedent for many others, which exists to this day.
"Johnny is such a ball-sac polisher."

"Here comes Phil, followed by his entourage of obsequious BSPs."

"John wouldn't be such a bad guy if he wasn't always ball-sac polishing that untalented hack.
by Hip Eponymous January 14, 2015
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Political Prostitution

The term originated in Iloilo City, Philippines. It means using the funds of one candidate to benefit their rival canditates. Turning one's own political contributions against oneself by deception and giving the contributed funds to a rival candidate(s). A double whammy.
Political Prostitution is rife in Iloilo City especially during elections.
by Cyclonetrading November 24, 2021
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Politiphobe

Someone who hates seeing non political people talk about politics even if it is just once. Mainly seen on twitter.
Gaming Youtuber: Tweets once about election results on election day
Politiphobe: Too political, unfollowed.
by iesnvadvnaf January 13, 2021
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Shit House Polio

Conditon making one's legs shaky and unresponsive following moderate to long sessions sitting on a toilet.
I spent nearly an hour pushing that one out. With the worst case of shit house polio i can remember, it took me ten more minutes just to make it to the sink.
by Mustard King April 1, 2010
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Polina

An absolutely amazing person, very pretty and deserves the world. Usually linguistically talented and has a habit of travelling around and not staying in one place for too long. She always speaks her opinion and when she sets her mind on something, there is nothing holding her back. WATCH OUT she is probably one of the most beautiful people you have ever seen and can steal your heart in a second, with her love for friends, family, animals and all living beings she is a real joy to be around.
Did u see that girl polina? She is not only smart but also incredibly beautiful
by .strawberrycheesecake April 11, 2020
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polina

polina is me and all polina’s are great hello other polina’s have a nice day i hope you have a very fulfilling life goodbye
polina is very bored rn
by poopoopolina November 30, 2019
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Policarp

Policarp is a word of V. Martin Soriano from St. Polycarp, meaning Pericarp. The fruit of the Mangosteen tree that contains good fungus, Saccharomyces Boulardii, essential for digestive health. All rights reserved.
Mangosteen Policarp is now on sale at Amazon. All rights reserved.
by Cyclonetrading September 13, 2021
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