Poodanking

The act of pooping into the urethra of your penis, and then peeing out the poop as though it were a more viscous peepee. Poodanking is a solo act, involving the penis and pooper of a single poodanker.

Note: Poodanking is not a town in China.

I'll never poodank again!

Jenny (on phone): "What are you doing right now?"
Ted (on other end of phone): "Nothing."
Jenny: No, come on sugarbunny. Tell me what you are doing."
Ted: I...uh... how do I phrase this? I... uh... I'm shitting into my penis! And then releasing the sweet nectar as though it were urine of my own!"
Jenny: "Come again, Ted?"
Ted: "Jenny, I'm POODANKING!!!"
Jenny: *dialtone*........

by Jason Brown Bear January 13, 2008

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Podunked

To procure something in a stealthy like manner. synonymous with "ninja-ing"

Person 1 "Dude I am so thirsty"
Person 2 "You can have some of my drink"
Person 1 "I already podunked it dude"
Person 2 "ass"

by JrotcCmdr January 14, 2009

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podunk

The name of an Algonquin tribe that lived on the east side of the Connecticut River. Now it just means remote small town shit hole, in reference to small town shit holes in eastern Connecticut today.

Sprague? Why would I go to that podunk shit hole!

by reversehandle June 4, 2016

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Podunk

A piece of shit, cheap or decrepit tool, car, or house. Anything not up to a higher standard. Could be a person who performs a terrible job/service. Anything of low class standards can be referred to as podunk rather a person or a thing.

This podunk lawn mower uses a screw driver in place of a key.

These podunk workers should be building a barn instead of a house.

Your podunk car doesn't ever start, stalls at traffic lights, and has no air conditioning.

by KevinB2003 July 19, 2012

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