pawswagpogbruh

a really cool south park tiktoker that cool people are mutuals with.

A: hey have you heard of pawswagpogbruh?
B: no
A: kys

by razberri.pie July 21, 2021

Paws.jpeg

Paws.jpeg is v cool and funny
Very nice friend

yasso
Paws.jpeg is great 11/10 ☺️

Paws.jpeg is very cool 😎😎😎

by Yass(o) January 20, 2022

soft paws

Someone who can jerk off a guy while he sleeps

I tell you she is a soft paws she wanted me off and I did not wake up

by Adam with olly November 16, 2018

Gluten Paws

When ones hands have been in contact with the gluten, making them unsafe for touching anything to be eaten.

Get your filthy gluten paws away from my food!

by MrBoobers July 26, 2020

Santa Paws

Santa Paws is a pervert who lurks in the children's malls during holiday seasons. He is known for his desire to hold children in his lap and never standing while the parents are still around.

Gary-Dude, you just let Santa Paws hold your kid!!!
Ted-Yeah, but this way, he will blame this guy for all of his problems when he grows up. I call it forward thinking.

by southern pine September 2, 2011

Meat Paws

Meat Paws occurs when you are really fat, when your hands swell up till they resemble paws.

omg, did you see that girl? She had meat paws!

by Rlvers March 27, 2011

PMBWSEMY

is the acronym for:
Playing My Bass While Simultaneously E-Mailing You. Used when someone asks what you are doing, and you are either actually playing a bass, or in some circumstances, Masturbating.

You could also use PMBWSFYA.
PMBYSFYA stand for Playing My Bass While Simultaneously Fragging Your Ass, if you want to tell your opponent how crappy they really are.

>What Are you doin?
--PMBWSEMY. what are you doing?

>D00d!, U suk I'm PMBYSFYA,
--Shut the hell up, I haven't played in a while.
>Right...

by Muhammed Rasheed Bin Albari Ma'Ama June 15, 2007