Ploop

The son of a stinky poop. You can find this exquisite creature in the lands of plumbing. Have fun kissing this bad boy. I'm assuming gender.

Your a Ploop.

by JDHewngdocwg May 12, 2018

Plooped

to get overtly worked up over an insignificant matter

oh no, she's REALLY plooped now!!

by Thalia Jayasekara January 1, 2009

Ploop Octopus

A very pleasing blowjob by an ugly or unattractive female. These females most often have long, untrimmed mustaches and smell like dick cheese.

That ugly bitch gave me a Ploop Octopus bro, i came in her mouth and she made my dick hairs stand up.

by big dick nigga with December 3, 2019

Plooping

A brutal execution, which involved ones head being shoved into a sharks mouth.

When the plooping began, I cried.

by Redflipernou March 10, 2017

Ploops

The sound and action when a man with a slight beer belly bangs “ploops” against his lovers pelvis in the missionary position.

“You see that girl over there bro? “
“Yea man look at her man she likes ploops”

by Lundy44 March 29, 2021

Ploops

When something comes in all shapes and forms of retardation. A Ploops is untalented, annoying and is risked to get banned:

Ploops you gay as f. *Bans Ploops*

by MajorLeon43 April 9, 2019

Ploop

When a person poops in their hand, licks it, then puts it in the toilet.

Have you taken your daily ploop yet, sweetheart?

by Oscarthebabyhippo September 10, 2023