Ploop

The son of a stinky poop. You can find this exquisite creature in the lands of plumbing. Have fun kissing this bad boy. I'm assuming gender.

Your a Ploop.

by JDHewngdocwg May 12, 2018

Plooping

A brutal execution, which involved ones head being shoved into a sharks mouth.

When the plooping began, I cried.

by Redflipernou March 10, 2017

Ploop

The sound a perfectly round turd makes when it hits the water in the toilet bowl.

*poop ploops in toilet bowl*
*me on my snapchat story*- "bros, I just had the most satisfying ploop ever."

by BDE69 October 28, 2019

Ploops

The sound and action when a man with a slight beer belly bangs “ploops” against his lovers pelvis in the missionary position.

“You see that girl over there bro? “
“Yea man look at her man she likes ploops”

by Lundy44 March 29, 2021

ploop

someone who sucks at giving head

they just gave me head and their a ploop
im sorry man

by orangejuiceisgood February 16, 2023

Ploop

When a person poops in their hand, licks it, then puts it in the toilet.

Have you taken your daily ploop yet, sweetheart?

by Oscarthebabyhippo September 10, 2023

Ploop

Small fart

My boyfriend thought I farted but I assured him it was just a ploop

by Potaris Smith October 2, 2020