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NBA Playoffs 2018: Watch Pacers vs. Cavaliers Game 7, series schedule, TV channel, online stream NBA Playoffs 2018: Watch Pacers vs. Cavaliers Game 7, series schedule, TV channel, online stream NBA Playoffs 2018: Watch Pacers vs. Cavaliers Game 7, series schedule, TV channel, online stream
NBA Playoffs 2018: Watch Pacers vs. Cavaliers Game 7, series schedule, TV channel, online stream
by NBA Playoffs May 31, 2018
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jesus take me to the playoffs

When you can’t make the playoffs in madden so you ask Jesus to take you to the playofffs after Jesus floats magesticly down naked and says “if you want to be taken to the play offs the play offs gotta be taken to you” and then you say ok Jesus do what you gotta do and then he says “ good cause I’m gonna FUCK YOU LIKE I FUCKED THAT PIG” *looks at pig * “oh my god it’s in half was it like that when you fucked it” Jesus says “no” then you ask “how long is it” then Jesus responds in a soft soothing voice “ longer than the pig”
I screamed jesus take me to the playoffs and then Jesus floated down and fucked me with a cock longer than a pig
by Long john slider October 17, 2017
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payoffs

The payoffs are an end-of-season cup competition which are supposed to decide the Champion of English rugby.

The pay in the payoffs comes from the huge number of prawn sandwiches sold at the final in Twickenham to city types who couldn't tell a prop from a switch.

Unfortunately this means that the league is really a waste of time, since you must finish in the top third to qualify for the payoffs.

Payoffs are
Wasps won the payoffs last year again. But Leicester who only won the league by a country mile are the real champions.

The payoffs are the worst thing about English rugby and embody the stench of professionalism.
by rugby fan November 21, 2005
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Stanley Cup Playoffs

Mid-April through early June is a beautiful and magical time in the sports world. Playoff hockey is on and everyone can relish in it's majesty. The Stanley Cup playoffs are filled with parity, excitement, overtime games a plenty, and climaxes in the raising of Lord Stanley. Truly a must watch for anyone who enjoys hockey or sports in general
M: Hey man, the Stanley Cup Playoffs are on and the Nashville Predators take on the Colorado Avalanche
D: Hell yeah! And a little bit before the Washington Capitals take on the New York Islanders
M: I'll make the food
D: HELL YEAH! HOCKEY FOR LIFE!
by Adam buckley January 11, 2019
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make the playoffs

v. phrase To do well at a meeting, school assignment, on a date etc. An obvious parallel with the world of sports is bing drawn.

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Yo, that is some excellent essaying you got going there. You keep up that fine sentence writing and you are a top pick to make the playoffs.

Ahhh, thanks teach.
by gnostic 1 April 20, 2013
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Play-off

1- When someone likes doing something but doesnt know how to do it
2- When someone does something but doesnt like it
1- LMAO that girl that just passed the ball to the wrong team is such a play-off

2- that girl that just performed a song with her guitar at school is such a play-off her parents are literally wasting their money on her
by Nouna January 26, 2019
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Playoffs

Going to the playoffs is nice, but it isnt everything.
Don't start the next season off crushed, finish the entire season before you go into the offseason, even if you dont make the playoffs.
by Solid Mantis January 3, 2021
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