two planker

A skier. A potential shredder of the gnar gnar.

"You damn two plankers stay out of our park!!!"

by 2planker September 22, 2005

planker

A very dense slow minded ignorant individual that doesn't think before speaking.

Wow Bob, you really are a Planker.

by Flouxetine August 10, 2006

Planter

The act of planning banter by doing something out of the ordinary in hopes of creating banter

"Wow that shirt looks rather large on you good sir"
"Oh yes, I accidentally bought a large one, and wore it for banterous purposes"
"Good planter my friend"

by BanterousNinja February 26, 2015

Panzerfaust

Originally a WWII era anti-tank weopon, now it's the title for a "white-pride" record label. Panzerfaust records have a program called Project schoolyard, in which they sell CD's at low prices en masse to hate groups. In turn, the hate groups hand them out at schools.
See white pride.

"Wow, those panzerfaust idiots suffer from faggotry of the highest order."

by Patrick November 28, 2004

wanker planker

Snowboarder's reference to a slow skier. Derogatory term.

Look at that wanker planker trying to shred.

by Smokey Joe February 21, 2004

urban planner

n. A person who satifies one or more of the following:

a) Believes Le Corbusier is Satan and Peter Calthorpe and Portland Oregon are the cure for everything.
b) Puts the Kunt back in Kuntsler.
c) Likes to shit on Los Angeles, but secretly wants to live there.
d) Thinks social planning is somekind of speed dating.
e) Zealous advocate of clean, efficient public transit as the chariot of the people...but won't be caught dead on it.
f) Considers only rear, front and side setbacks and body footprint when considering a mate.
g) Becomes considably irrate when lesser minions understand "smart growth" to be some kind of male organ enhancement.
h) Completely baffled by people who think GIS is somekind of jizz.

If you weren't such an urban planner I'd have sex with you.

by Ebenezer Howard February 3, 2009

Planters Applause

When your nutsack claps

I ran down the stairs and my nuts did a planters applause

by funnymonke5 July 23, 2010