pathinged

Totally inebrieated. Pissed.

He was so pathinged, that he could barely pour a fresh drink.

by Koos v d Merwe January 3, 2004

pitting

n.-The appropriate actions undergone in a mosh pit.

The word pitting is a gerund, meaning it acts as a noun but can also be used as a verb or a modifier, which is the same for 'running' and 'swimming'.

Pitting takes place in a pit, or mosh pit, and involves the actions assosciated with such a place such as moshing or slam dancing etc. Dominantly done at metal or hardcore concerts but has spread to other related genres.

Coined by the addition of the suffix 'ing' and an extra 't' to the word 'pit'.

The word 'it' can be added to form the phrase 'pitting it' which still has the same meaning.

I love this song so I'm off to the front to do some pitting

That gig was awesome, I was pitting it all night!

Nah I'm too old for pitting now

Band Member: Good evening (place)! I wanna' see some crazy pitting tonight!

by Phabio October 9, 2005

Pitching

The one doing the sexual act in either gay or normal intercourse

Who was pitching and who was catching?

by Nbj777 November 5, 2008

pitching two tents

The act of going camping and then performing sexual acts. In this way, it is virtually guaranteed that pitching two tents will occur; one for shelter, and the other for pleasure.

Allison and her boyfriend are going camping next weekend... I have a feeling they'll be pitching two tents.

by Andrew Kaiser August 3, 2007

pitching a no-shitter

This occurs when one takes a shit which passes cleanly through the rectum without leaving any smeared shit in the ass-crack. Upon wiping, one will find their toilet paper spotless.....no muss no fuss

Damn it's a good thing I was pitching a no-shitter in there...we are out of fucking Charmin !

by El Chapo March 7, 2011

Pitting

The act of having sweet sweet sex with an armpit.

This is done by holding your arm close to the side of your body, and inserting the dick in the armpit area.

Brandon: Oh guys guess what i did to Natalie last night?
Scott: Man were you pitting her?
Brandon: Yeah you know it!
Jacob: Your my freeking hero; I always wanted to pit Natalie.

by Jeebus =D October 7, 2007

pitching wedge

A girl that only looks good from about 30 yards away, when she gets close she is no good. A person who is ugly any closer than thirty yards away

Yeah she looked hot from far, but turns out she was just a pitching wedge.

by Adam Gray November 29, 2006