Mortar and Pestle

When your old lady jabs the wound with a phallic object furiously, with such emotional intensity not achieved by another activity.

What did you do last night?

Oh my plans got cancelled so I just whipped out the old mortar and pestle and went to town.

by weeman! September 23, 2009

pittle

pittle: to pee a little

"can you pee in this cup for me?" "i could pittle"

by suggie February 18, 2008

pissled

Incredibly angry or pissing yourself from excessive laugher

"They changed my class schedule, I'm so PISSLED!"
or
"Dude, I laughed so hard that I pissled!"

by jaxx6510 August 29, 2011

abigail postle

A beautiful young blond with blue eyes and a beautiful personality. If you find a Abby Postle, she makes a great girl friend and also a good friend, she will never let you down.

You know who is a good friend, Abigail Postle.

by pumpkinpielover59 January 19, 2014

pestlem

a person who's usually a pest, but also has the potential to create a problem.

He was a pest all evening, but the more alcohol he drank, the more he became a pestlem

by JOANNA.G August 1, 2018

pisslegs

When any animal or human has crooked or gay legs

"For fucks sake look at that cat, it has pisslegs"

by Tedfellows July 2, 2008

postless

The act of not documenting an event that occurred which thereby erases it from history since it has not been posted. The quality of having not being posted.

Serge: Me and Tandy last night! Ooh la la!!
Leon: It did not happen, mang. Lies...
Serge: Yeah, it did. I saw her posting about it afterwards!
Leon: I just searched her history - nothing! Postless! She wants to forget about it - or did it even happen?

by von groovy June 6, 2017