when someone eats a series of food to make there poop green and then smashes their white asscheeks against a window and releases its green caca surprise all over the window resembling a pistachio nut. (green caca+white asscheeks= pistachio nut surprise)
by RepGnar January 13, 2011
by Fangmon January 20, 2009
A non-life-threatening, but common and annoying syndrome brought on by frequent use of thumb nails to crack open pistachios; Symptoms include but are not limited to, aching of the thumbs; fissures or punctures found on the thumbs; thumb nails cracked, broken and ALWAYS much shorter than other finger nails. The only cures developed are cursing like a sailor in short bursts, shelled pistachios, the use of implanted squirrel teeth, or completely discontinuing the fabulous, salty roasted nut, however, most serious pistachio consumers would rather live with the syndrome.
by CUNDSNO June 06, 2012
by sopistachio January 07, 2023
by thiccgirlwith2cs July 03, 2021
Performed when a woman sticks a pistachio up her vagina and uses a vibrator to heat it up to a crispy state.
by thottiusMOUSE April 16, 2018
Another way of saying "taking the piss" which means "are you serious?". This phrase came from the Irish television show, "Damo and Iver".
by Catherine Witch November 28, 2017