Breathin' Piper No Wiper

A poop log that has been launched deep into the pipe, but is so long that the other end sticks out the top of the toilet pool, as if it was breathing. Additionally, it leaves behind no residue for the pooper to wipe.

"Ma'am, I'm going to need to use your poop knife; we've got a breathin' piper no wiper situation in there."

by thelonious3 October 20, 2019

roddy piper

while doing your girl doggy style, wait until she reachs the big "O" and slap her in a sleeper hold ALA Roddy Piper

I gave that chick last night the old Roddy Piper

by Hedgehawg January 23, 2004

Piper

A beautiful funny respected girl who can make anyone laugh or anyone lust after usually the girl everyone wants to be or be with

Tommy" Dude Jim tell me who you like"
Jim" Fine I like Piper"
Tommy" Damn that foxy lady, who doesnt like Piper"

by lovergal123 March 21, 2009

Piper

A smart, Beautiful and pretty girl who any guy would be lucky to date.

I would gladly spend the rest of my life with a piper.

by Biggy Bolt May 19, 2018

Piper

One who is a damn good lookin lady

by Anonymous February 25, 2003

Piper

Piper is a funny, sweet, outgoing girl. She can be very shy at first but will very soon ease and open up as you get to know her. She is the life of the party 🎉. You should never leave her out. She can turn very emotional very quickly. She is a true friend to keep, she will always have your back no matter what. Shes a great girlfriend and can get freaky🥵. She tends to be very selfless of herself giving so much attention to her friends. She makes many people fall for her but has a very goofy side. Her common acts of kindness really attract others. She’s usually not the top of the popular ranks but is still up there. She’s very self conscious and what she wears based off what others say. She wants to be loved by everyone and deserves more attention. She wants to be loved and have a handsome HUNK 🤑. Jk ....maybe

Danny: Damn look at her.
Piper:Hi! (Waves and smiles)
Danny: I’m in love! 😍

by TRUE GURL DEFINITELY October 20, 2019

Pipered

To be so shitfaced you have no idea where you are or what you're doing. Generally leads to self urination and spewing in public places whilst yelling phrases which can't be made sense of.

Damn that dj is Pipered!!

by Ryzie January 1, 2014