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Phucket

A misspelled word for a city in Thailand.
If you smart, you will know that the city's name is Phuket not Phucket.
by DarkFenX January 28, 2005
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pheasant plucker

A song involving a tongue twister.
John:
Person1: I bet you can't say this.
I am not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son.
I am only plucking pheasants 'till the pheasant plucker comes.

Person2:
I am not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant fucker's son.
I am only fucking pheasants 'till the peasant fucker comes.
by bilbo_9923 April 27, 2011
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puckered starfish

I poked her in her puckered starfish.
by Anonymous July 28, 2003
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PHSSL phucked

PHSSL phucked, v, (fih-sull-fuh-kd):
Pennsylvania High School Speech League holds their annual tournament in the last weekend of March annually. Despite the results of tournaments leading up to this event, competitors still manage to get metaphorically "fucked" by their judges.
"Did you hear about Mike Dahlgren? He got 2nd in finals.."
"Yeah, man, he definitely got PHSSLphucked."

"Wait, how did I get a 7 in this round?! Did I seriously just get PHSSL phucked?"
by MaggieQuigs March 28, 2009
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Pucker Factor

The pucker factor is a scale by which someone can assign a numerical value,from one to ten,to an occurance or encounter that frightens or terrifies.
This describes the level of reaction of the sphincter during times of crisis.
NOTE:A Pucker Factor of 10 can only be truly achieved upon death or dismemberment.
"G'damn dwarf came up on me in the dark,I thought it was that mean-ass dog for a second,gave me a pucker factor of bout 5.9"
NOTE: This happened to me recently.

"HOLY SHIT,that dude parachuted into a GAWDAMN ALLIGATOR FARM!"
NOTE:There is little doubt the parrachutist reached a PF of 10 easily,perhaps the entire way down.
by CrowTard April 16, 2006
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Phuckery

when everything that can go wrong does go wrong while a person is in the process of /attempting to carry out everyday activities...
i was on my way to the call, but there was too much phuckery involved for me to even make it to the door
by Giasweetinnocence December 2, 2010
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Trump Pucker

That thing a dog's b-hole does right before it starts to take a shit.
I was gonna bring Rex in from his walk, but he started to Trump Pucker, so I knew he had to go number two.
by JrunkinJedi May 25, 2016
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