Phoner

When the phone in your pocket resembles an erection.
Steve: dude, you got a boner?
Joe: Na its just a phoner
by /bkhj June 10, 2011
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Phoner

n; The outline of a cellphone poking through one's pocket. Bastardization of boner.
"Dude, if you don't hide your phoner the teacher's going to know you've got a phone in your pocket."
by theman2134 May 12, 2010
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Phoner

"Phoner."

pho-ner: (n). Refers to the visible outline of one's pocketed cell phone when wearing tight fitting pants or shorts, resembling a rectangular erection.
Dude, you got such a phoner right now!
by spazrocker August 2, 2010
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Phoner

A Phoner occurs when some one has their cell phone in the front pocket of their pants and their phone is bulging out and it looks like a boner.
Me: "Ahh Tommy do you have a boner?"

Tommy: "No thats my cell phone.."

Me: "Everyone Tommy has a phoner!"
by iM BaLLiN01 January 12, 2010
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Phoner

When your phone vibrates while in your pants.
Girl-"So how have you been?"
*phone vibrates*
Guy- "hold on, i have to take care of my phoner"
by bringmesoup August 6, 2011
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Phoner

When someone, male or female, has a bulge in their front pocket due to a phone. A phone boner.
Omg, look at how big his phoner is!
My phoner is vibrating.
by Casey and Dean March 9, 2008
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Phoner

When you have to peek down at your cell phone, somewhere near your amazingly large genitals, just so the teacher doesn't see you have it out.

When you do this, you look like an idiot staring at their own crotch. In essence, you have a phoner.
Dude: Did you talk to Rob at all?
Dude 2: He had a phoner the entire time, so no.
by Only Prophet November 9, 2011
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