Phoner

When your phone vibrates while in your pants.

Girl-"So how have you been?"
*phone vibrates*
Guy- "hold on, i have to take care of my phoner"

by bringmesoup August 6, 2011

phoner

The convenient placement of a nokia 3310 in the trousers to simulate a semi-erect penis... excellent!!!!!

"check that gimp, he's obviously just got a phoner"

by chris lewis/ seamus bradd October 2, 2003

phoner

When a cell phone phone rings while in someone's pants pockets.

"Hey, awnser your phoner. Your ring is really annoying."

by leonoel December 26, 2005

Phoner

When someone, male or female, has a bulge in their front pocket due to a phone. A phone boner.

Omg, look at how big his phoner is!
My phoner is vibrating.

by Casey and Dean March 9, 2008

Phoner

When you have to peek down at your cell phone, somewhere near your amazingly large genitals, just so the teacher doesn't see you have it out.

When you do this, you look like an idiot staring at their own crotch. In essence, you have a phoner.

Dude: Did you talk to Rob at all?
Dude 2: He had a phoner the entire time, so no.

by Only Prophet November 9, 2011

phoner

The bulge in a male's pants caused by his cell phone, sometimes mistaken for a boner.

Is that guy excited? Oh he just has a phoner.

by drewl17 June 2, 2008

Phoner

An intense feeling or hard on of sorts elicited by seeing or using someone's neat cell phone.

Mark's cell is so cool, it seems useful in all the right ways, plus it makes awesome alert sounds, I definitely got a phoner for it.

by TeresaAA June 13, 2009